Portsmouth (UK) – (satireworld.com)
A Muslim covert who was beaten rather severely several times for trying to impose sharia law on British websites claims to have converted numerous writers to a radical form of Islam during his time working patrons at various local pubs in the evening hours according to the Times.

‘I was tired of looking at the tops of students’ heads when I was trying to teach a maths lesson,’ Ms Jackson explained when asked what her motivation was for trying this technique.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Unbelievable! Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump is winning over his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton by a very wide margin, according to latest figures.  In fact, Trump is winning 52-0! We're not talking about polls, but advertising expenses in the general election.  Just look at these numbers:…

Chauffeur Kenneth Drennan was arrested yesterday in connection to a shoot out with a taxi driver in a northern part of Lexington.

In one of his most emotional interviews to date, Donald Trump revealed today his fears that people would mistaken him for Ron Burgundy if he grew a mustache.

New York, NY – (satireworld.com)
Flash back! January 2000. The Clinton’s finally leave the White House. The Clinton family pockets over-stuffed with silverware, china, and priceless antiques as they hopped on board Air Force One for a final trip to New York City where the now ex-First Lady plans a senatorial campaign and the ex-President sharpens up his speech-giving voice for some expected $10K-per-speech income streams. Sixteen years later, my how things have changed!

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - We all know the drill during political rallies and townhall meetings: a group of carefully selected and screened individuals sits on stage, behind the podium, displaying a wide range of facial expressions for the cameras.  The individuals are expected to nod their heads in agreement with…

Many Americans are in complete shock...

‘I’ve listened to what the Labour Party members have to say and it’s clear they want Jeremy Corbyn as their leader. That is why I’ve gone above and beyond the call of duty and legally changed my name to Jeremy Corbyn,’ said Jeremy Corbyn [Owen Smith].

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - At a rally on Wednesday night, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump suggested that President Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton were the "founders" of ISIS, the Islamic State terrorist group. Trump's comment drew criticism and outrage even from members of his own party. On Thursday, Trump took…

25-year-old Devin Berg aka DJ MacBook says that he’s living out his dream of being a top level EDM DJ by playing shows as other DJs...

RIO DE JANEIRO -- Beaten, shorn and robbed. That is what happened early Friday morning to Vinicius, the lovable yellow mongrel and Rio Olympics mascot, after a night of partying near Copacabana Beach, according to officials.

New York City – (satireworld.com)
Anthony Weiner vowed Sunday to get back in the New York City mayor’s race, as he confirmed to friends and wife, Hillary aide, Huma his intentions to take on New York City’s Mayor DeBlasio.

Hyannis Port, MA – (satireworld.com)
“Dem Bones, Dem Bones, them Bones keep Moving around!” were the comments from Kennedy watchers following the latest shocking news on the continuing saga of Robert Kennedy who won’t rest until he moves his former wife’s remains far from the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port.

‘I made man and woman in my image – and they looked fantastic. Then I suddenly realised that they’d need to breed. I’m a bit like Action Man down the front as I have no need to breed. However, if I did have a wang, it would be enormous – have no doubt about that.'

The former London Mayor and current Foreign Secretary turned up with his tennis racket, dressed in his finest whites and waited for the other players to appear.

Researchers have found that violence is up to 99% effective at preventing childhood sass-mouth if applied correctly, according to a report published in this month's Journal of Abnormal Child Psychology.

Denver, CO – (satireworld.com)
The Institute for Freedom released its annual report on American politics and it shared some profound revelations. Professor Sidney Campbell’s report highlighted the disparity in current voting trends and some eye opening facts about Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.

“Never when I was locked in solitary confinement as a POW while serving my country did I believe that I would one day have to make a decision so terrible"

"Who can doubt I was the worst president in American history? Do I have to explain any further how bad I was? Why are Americans flirting with electing a man who will be so much worse?"