Youngstown, OH—During a key foreign policy speech this week, presumptive republican nominee Donald Trump referred to the sitting president as the “founder of ISIS”. Initially Mr. Trump defended his statement as did many prominent republicans familiar with the delusional arts. The Donald then changed tact by downgrading his remarks to a form of sarcasm. When it was explained how sarcasm implies wit…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
The Navy is naming a ship in honor of the late gay rights leader Harvey Milk, who served in the Navy for four years before he began a career in San Francisco city government. Milk is also remembered as a man who preyed upon young men. Some as young as 14 or 15.

Washington, DC - (SatireWorld.com)
Fresh from her DNC meetings with groups in Iowa and New Hampshire, ex- Secretary of State Hillary Clinton addressed her physical ailments before a questioning press corp today in lieu of reports that she recently visited a gynecologist in New York City. Rumors are swirling that Hillary will drop out of the race for President because of failing health.

In an era of cost-cutting measures and cheap, electronic forms of inflight entertainment, at least one airlines is bringing back a classic live show.

Begger’s Loop(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
Jobless, homeless, and without supporting friends, Ian Younge (aka Martin Shuttlecock plus other names) has hit rock bottom after yet another writer’s online site (newsbiscuit) caught on that he is hopelessly addicted to troll-like behavior toward other people, other readers, and honest contributors.

Beth Stafford, 26, gave birth to a healthy baby whose gender shall be decided at a later date. But the process was so excruciatingly painful that she feels it gave her a partial glimpse into what it’s like to have man flu.

A growing number of Girl Scouts, their parents and troop leaders are coming out in opposition to Donald Trump over his ongoing feud with 12 year-old Cadette Jordan Parker of Escondido, CA.

First Daughter and recreational smoker Malia has reportedly sent Carl Goodwynn, a six-year veteran of the Secret Service, back into the city after the marijuana he procured for her proved to be of poor quality.

CELORON, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - A statue of Lucille Ball was erected last year in her hometown of Celoron, New York.  Immediately, it was mocked by many, especially the loyal fans because it looked nowhere like the American television's iconic comedian. Over the weekend, it was finally replaced with a statue designed…

The return of weekly robotic mayhem has been greeted warmly by old fans of the show as well as new. And a guest appearance from Stephen Hawking should result in the highest rating for the show yet.

Scranton, PA – (satireworld.com)
TV cameras turned away as Hillary had ‘another Hillary moment’ in front of almost 350 supporters in Scranton’s Municipal Arena. What was described as by several stunned supporters as ‘a stare into nothingness,’ the Democratic candidate stood frozen on the podium with her face locked in a far away stare toward the rear of the arena for almost 12 minutes before coming back and resuming her speech at exactly the point she left off on.

The ‘KICK ME’ sign remained on Corbyn’s back for a full hour, during which time a confused Corbyn endured several kicks up the arse from a select group of Labour MPs.

Donald Trump accused the media today of trying to spike his drinks before a major speech in an attempt to make him say things that would undermine his chances of winning in November.

BURBANK, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) - Nike is in big trouble. The Walt Disney Company is suing the shoe and apparel giant over one of the latter's shoe designs which it has labeled as the 'Cinderella Shoe.' Disney claims that it owns the rights and patent of the word 'Cinderella' by virtue of…

RIO – American swimming champion, Michael Phelps, has had a long term addiction to gold. And now that he’s thinking about hanging up his Speedo, he’s thinking it may finally be time to address his addiction. Phelps has tried to wean himself off of gold with other medals like silver and bronze, but he relapsed each time and went back to his gold habit.

The founding fathers answer questions from Redditers

All of the Dukes have a magnificent evil laugh. It’s Villainy 101 – no
self-respecting Lord of Darkness can achieve greatness without perfecting an evil laugh.

The newly moustachioed Farage claimed the British public much prefer a cool, crisp autumn to an extended summer and that Indian summers are infringing on the rights of traditional British weather.

Harrisburg, PA – (SatireWorld.com)
Former Penn State assistant football coach Jerry Sandusky admitted in an interview that his child molestation was not actually any form of assault, but was actually performance art. “I was doing it as an homage to Michael Jackson. I was trying to recreate the scenes from The Neverland Ranch and Michael’s greatest hits.”