The pre-flight fiasco was encouraging. An unexpected wind blew the balloon bag over like a giraffe collapsing from a drug overdose - subsequently pulling the basket over onto its side and sliding across the field, flattening a fleeing cow as the pilot clung spread-eagled to the cage, screaming expletives in front of children.

The Home Office has hailed a fivefold increase in reported cases of slavery as a triumph in deregulation and free-market douchebaggery, with the Prime Minister promising to defeat modern slavery by returning to more traditional forms; such as indentured servitude - or the London rental market as it is known.

Here’s a homework assignment for those disenfranchised Sanders supporters among us. Besides learning how to count delegates correctly, I want you all to direct your youthful angst toward a certain government agency. It’s called the Drug Enforcement Agency. They are the ones shooting your dog and arresting your loved ones for harmless substances. Crack lives…

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

The newly restarted Large Hadron Collider known as the LHC had been in action for a few days before researchers noticed a troubling sound.

Nick Grimshaw completely flipped his Mercedes 4×4 after swerving at 15mph to avoid a cat which ran into the road.

With the Conservative government promising a ‘true seven-day NHS’, staffing needs are at an all-time high. However supply is simply not meeting demand at this time.

Thrilled citizens of North Korea have taken to the streets in celebration of the country’s latest feat: yet again winning every medal at the Olympic Games.

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Hillary Clinton has lost her first major sponsor when Speedo USA announced it is dropping the career politician over speculation that an October Surprise email leak will surely wreck any chances of a Clinton Presidential victory in November.

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Reports of bombshell allegations being thrown at Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton concerning ailments that claim she suffers from and her reportedly ‘frequent and secret trips’ to Tijuana, Mexico while she prepared for the primary elections are circulating in media centers across the US.

Riker, star of the popular space documentary Star Trek: The Next Generation, has been beamed off the Starship Enterprise to face trial for his crimes. As he hasn’t technically been born yet in our timeline, these are considered future sexual offences.

Millions of Americans are breathing a sigh of relief knowing the recent historic flooding in South Louisiana has not impacted the home of their annual bacchanal.

The 2004 political group best known for assaulting John Kerry’s military record during his 2004 presidential campaign is now slamming Hillary Clinton.

"Just don't ask me if her bottom looks big in that because I cannot lie. It looks huuuge. Ginormous even."

At a campaign rally in Chester last night, Corbyn spoke to thousands of supporters and pledged to renationalise the knitwear industry, promising more affordable jumpers and cardigans for everyone.

‘Both our parents were vehemently opposed to our marriage,’ explained Bob, 63. ‘They said it wouldn’t last, but we were determined to prove them wrong.’

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - With exactly 77 days before the U.S. presidential elections, Republican candidate Donald Trump's campaign rhetoric is becoming crazier by the day. He has gone from a campaign theme of 'Make America Great Again' to 'Make America Safe Again.' Enter the Hillary Clinton campaign, jumping on the…

MINNEAPOLIS, Minnesota (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump is a step ahead of his Democratic rival Hillary Clinton. While Clinton is busy putting together her transition team in preparation for her impending move into The White House, Trump is already naming members of his cabinet. His first appointee? Former…

Everyone remembers seeing these classic black and white photos with the addition of color but now TRN wants you to see what they look like when those colored photos are in black in white.

A man has been criticised for using one of the Donald Trump naked statues to tie his dog to while out on a walk this morning.