Rockingham, England – (SatireWorld.com)
Professor Bagram Patush was ordered to leave the Lord Faunteroy Academy in disgrace after other faculty members complained about his long nasal hairs skimming the Catalina dressing bowl on the cafeteria’s salad bar.
Students have also been complaining ever since the 51 year old Patush was assigned to the advanced chemistry class, citing difficulty concentrating when Prof. Patush lectures. Since his hiring last June, his abundant nasal hairs have become a source of student humor across the campus.