I will be frank and to the point. If the Republican healthcare bill recently passed by the House of Representatives is signed into law in its current form, my child and most of my family will die.
Fox News introduced it's first flat female correspondent on the air today, a landmark move for the cable network known for its beautiful, voluptuous women as much as its conservative platform.
Republicans in the House of Representatives this week passed a new healthcare bill to replace Obamacare. What would this landmark new piece of legislation provide for the American people?
Two days after lamenting the tragic nature of the American Civil War in an interview with the Washington Examiner, President Trump is now calling for a resumption of hostilities between the North and South since having been tutored further on the subject.
Atheists and secular scientists around the world are pointing to the recent death of Joanie from Happy Days while Chachi continues to exist as further proof that there is no God.
A black mannequin was severely beaten and later shot by police in Felton, Ohio after being set outside by its owner as part of a sidewalk display Thursday.
Addressing declarations made earlier in the week that this time - alluding to this year's NBA playoff season - was their time, members of the Portland Trail Blazers have since backed off those statements.
BAKER, MT - In what many are calling a deeply moving and selfless act, an eastern Montana woman stepped forward today to say that she would have sex with Bill O'Reilly.
Jennifer Lopez and Mr. Peanut cut glamorous figures when they were spotted standing in the middle of Times Square in New York City yesterday.
In a statement released Sunday, the Environmental Protection Agency, Department of Energy and the Department of Housing and Urban Development announced the draft results of the first ever fantasy baseball league between the three agencies.
"Recent analysis shows that Mrs. Conway's face is in fact disintegrating at an accelerated pace, and will likely collapse completely by the year 2020 if significant efforts are not made to slow the process," remarked Dr. Norman Squeers of the Global Science Institute.
Responding to public outcry against the GOP's proposed healthcare plan and elements of his budget that include significant cuts to the Meals on Wheels program, President Trump confronted claims he is waging awar on the elderly by announcing today that the AHCA would completely cover the cost of medication seniors take all at once.
Bending to pressure from conservatives in Congress, the GOP has issued a revised version of the American Health Care Act.
Vice President Mike Pence took a comprehensive tour of Auschwitz Sunday, spending nearly 12 hours at the World War II-era concentration camp.
Referencing studies they themselves designed to correlate essential nutrients such as saturated fat, sodium and sugar with poor health and disease, scientists are usually paid by conspirators looking to advance the profit motives of certain concerns, in this case likely those of Big Fruit, Big Yoga Pants, and the personal trainer industry.
Patricia Clarkson, a retail associate from Dayton, Ohio, makes three quarters what her male counterparts with the same job title do, and she's okay with that, her husband Tom says.
Firearms manufacturer Glock issued a massive recall today after a man trying to commit suicide with his 9mm handgun survived.
Declaring his utmost confidence in himself to head the National Security Council's Western Hemisphere division, Trump introduced a biological clone of himself to replace the ousted Craig Deare, who was fired Friday after making statements critical of the progenitor Trump.
Pressing the most aggressive campaign against federal regulation in a generation, President Trump is working swiftly to eliminate rules that restrict everything from risky business practices on Wall Street to incest and environmental pollution.
Calling love "dumb", President Trump signed a new executive order today establishing a national day of hatred to counter Valentine's Day.