Scientists: Death of Joanie While Chachi Still Living Further Proof Their is No God

Atheists and secular scientists around the world are pointing to the recent death of Joanie from Happy Days while Chachi continues to exist as further proof that there is no God.

"It's irrefutable. It speaks for itself," molecular physicist Dr. Allen Greinke of Stanford University remarked on the effect of the new evidence on the age-old theological debate. "Joni is dead and Chachi continues to draw breath. I believe that should settle things."

The interminable asshole Chachi's publicly made presumption that Joanie died of a drug overdose before it was revealed that she had in fact succumbed to an undisclosed battle with cancer in the Indiana trailer park where she had moved to help care for her ailing mother-in-law add to a growing list of other proofs against God, theoreticians claim.

"In addition to the incontestability of scientific law and the incompatibility of religion with these laws, and now Joanie is dead while Chachi isn't, there's also crib death, a slew of childhood cancers, hunger and homelessness, Syria, Dave Matthews, Maroon 5, racism and the reemergence of fascism in the Western world, Hot Pockets, fake boobs, slavery, the holocaust, prostate exams and Fuller House," offered Michael Fleisher of the Coalition of Reason. "Not to mention the numerous contradictions contained in the Bible, the Red Lobster Lobsterita, colonoscopies, Good N' Plenty, the Kardashians, the KFC Double Down, and Bronies."

"Also the Patriots," added a colleague of Fleisher's.

"Yes, of course," Fleisher concurred. "The fucking God damned Patriots."