A Donald Trump supporter is proudly showing off his new tattoo of the Republican front runner in tabloids across the globe, it appeared when we looked in other tabloids as we don't have it in ours.

In anticipation of an influx of Tory grandees into prisons on embezzlement, fraud and sex crimes, David Cameron has promised a radical overhaul of his future accommodation. He is particularly demanding improvements to the silver and turn-down services, with a focus on better fox hunting facilities. A Home Office spokeswoman said: ‘As society we have...

All kits come with an old fashioned lantern, a shovel, and bolt cutters! Results may vary. Void where prohibited.

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

The ATF conducted a raid on an illegal meme factory operating out of Boise, Idaho, killing nine and releasing hundreds of animals with ironic expressions and headgear into the wild.

PROVO, UT — Provo Times-Union columnist Jeff Dailey wrote an undeniably terrible column about Cam Newton following Super…

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Webster’s Dictionary recently added a new phrase that pretty much sums up the problems faced the Democratic Party today as the 2016 elections roll ever closer. Eloquently said, the new phrase has captured the imagination of conservative pundits as the predominate adjective used most often on television to describe the situation with the Left.

CHAPPAQUA, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) - Hillary Clinton  returned to her home state of New York a changed woman, after that huge loss to Bernie Sanders in this week's New Hampshire Democratic primary.  Sanders defeated the more veteran Clinton, 64.8% to 30%. On the Republican  side, Donald Trump led the pack at 35.3%, 15 points…

Police Announce Plans for Special Squads to Snatch Cakes, Chips and chocolate from Fat Women as Top Doctor Warns of Super Sized Terror Threat Posed by Female Obesity in UK.

Chancellor Plans to Boost UK Manufacturing by Forcing Poor to Literally Consume Goods. Scheme to 'Eat Deficit' by Conspicuous Consumption Condemned by Economists and Medics Alike.

Detroit, MI – (satireworld.com)
According to Forbes rankings, Detroit is the most miserable city in the United States. Home to violent crimes, high unemployment, decreasing population and economic crises, Detroit beat out Miami (last years winner) along with Flint-MI, Chicago-IL, and Modesto-CA. So, why would anyone want to vote for a an avowed socialist like Bernie Saunders who promises to increase the minimum wages to $15.00 an hour. Heavily tax the rich one-percent who’ll just move assets off shore, and stifle the economy with handouts that increase debt and add to the unemployment rolls.

SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, an unmedicated Massachusetts man declared he believed Republican presidential candidate and demagogic billionaire Donald Trump would rein executive power in. Thomas Basil, a Republican construction worker and married father of two, told TNA he thought Trump would moderate the authority of the presidency, despite the billionaire's numerous statements about violating the Constitution and ignoring sound reasoning in the name of national security.

A Surrey housewife has blamed the Met Office for her husband naming his ‘storms of flatulence’. Susan Richards was speaking after Storm Kevin was unleashed under the duvet this morning just before the alarm clock went off. Last Sunday morning Storm Harry, Storm Ingrid and Storm Jackson all hit the marital bed before 9am. Mrs...

Using a megaphone to command supporters to join him in a butt-shaking dance called the “Trump Bump,” presidential candidate Donald Trump did a victory lap in a golden chariot, just minutes after it became apparent that he had overwhelmed his opponents in New Hampshire’s Republican primary.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)

Next time you’re in Los Angeles, you can spend about fifty dollars and make yourself feel invigorated and get some extra energy through a thorough vaginal steaming just like the Hollywood stars do…And that’s according to Gwyneth Paltrow who’s been getting her ‘clam steamed’ regularly at a fashionable LA spa.

Sharm el-Sheikh, Egypt – (SatireWorld.com)

On a hill in Sharm el-Sheikh, not far from the famous beach resorts with their bikini-clad patrons, Islamist activist Ahmed Saber ponders the fate of revealing swimwear if his party comes to power. After spending weeks observing bikini wearing women on the beach through powerful binoculars, the cleric laments the probable cause of male blindness among fellow Egyptians.

NEW YORK — The New York Knicks know who they want to lead their team next and it’s Cleveland Cavaliers head coach LeBron…

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Tonight, Democratic presidential candidate and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told the women of New Hampshire to "have fun burning in hell" after it was clear she had lost the state's Democratic primary election to U.S. Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont. Clinton's remark referenced a statement made last week by former U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Madeleine Albright that "there's a special place in hell for women that don't help each other."

Intercourse, PA-(SatireWorld.com)
Two religious groups squared off into an arguement that turned into a brawl as more than words were exchanged between groups of Hassidic Jews and Pennsylvania Amish. Fists and bottles both flew through the air as the two religious sects argued which of them was holier, humbler, and closer to their religious roots. As both were dressed in black suits with white shirts and hats, only the length of the hair was able to discern which group each bearded man belonged to.