Calling the display, "Odious and incomprehensible," prominent African American activist Frederick Douglass appeared in person to confront a group of White Nationalists protesting at his statue in Baltimore today.
White supremacy evidently doesn't apply to Family Feud, judging from one racist family's performance on the popular game show.
The focus of investigators since purchasing The Mirage Casino in Las Vegas with winnings he collected from a halftime Super Bowl wager on the New England Patriots in February, 47 year-old former quantum physics professor Daniel Morrissey also reaped millions from bets he made on the Chicago Cubs in October, less than two weeks before the November, 8th election.
The couple, Anna Faris, who is apparently an actress of some kind, and Chris Pratt, likely a country western singer guessing from his name, were married for some period of time after probably having met on the set of some shitty TV show or the after party of some shitty music awards event.
In bestowing the honor for his "conspicuous gallantry and intrepidity," the President detailed how he repeatedly confronted near-certain death in the course of saving 11 fellow soldiers during a battle along Vietnam's central coast in 1969.
For unsuspecting residents of senior living community Silver Eagle Estates in Kingman, Arizona, it seemed too crazy to be believed: the quiet, unassuming couple next door had turned out to be gay.
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"This administration is about transparency, and that's what this is all about," Sanders Huckabee, wearing nothing but a pair of high-heeled shoes, remarked. "The President has nothing to hide."
Romper!, a western grey kangaroo, was elected Prime Minister of Australia last night in the latest of a series of stunning right-wing political upsets to rock the Western World.
Eric Trump will look to make baseball great again when he jets to South Beach as a member of this year's American League All-Star Team.
Oh, hey everybody! If it isn't my son Donald, the big shot President! Just look at him, sitting at his big, snazzy desk in his big, important Oval Office in his big, fancy White House. Whoop-dee doo!
Water games are usually a great way to beat the heat and have some fun on the 4th of July. That is, unless you're one of the dozens of children every year whose parent or guardian puts the Slip'n Slide too close to a laundry post and you break every bone in your face.
A former Miss Kentucky, the gorgeous, young Allison Markley attained international success both in fashion and on screen during the early 1970s, appearing on runways all over the world and in such films as "Accidental Disclosure," and "Someone Kidnapped My Daughter."
Starting as a hearty round of applause, the clapping soon intensified as each cabinet member rose to his or her feet to cheer their Commander in Chief, and has yet to abate after 27 hours...
Breaking news from the White House reveals that a doppelganger Mike Pence has obtained the launch codes to the United States' nuclear missile arsenal and has since vanished.
Facing a third consecutive decade of economic stagnation and negative population growth, members of the Chamber of Commerce of Wehaten******ville, Texas recently put to voters a proposal to change the town's name to something a little more business friendly.
Now understood to be the vast majority of Americans, opponents of "President" Donald Trump can take a sigh of relief today after the CIA announced this morning that his candidacy and the administration that followed was in fact an elaborate ruse designed to compromise Russian intelligence networks.
Heralding a major victory for dozens of commercial food distributors around the country, companies will no longer need to abide by standards that kids' school rat feces contain a minimum of food.
A group of Donald Trump voters screwed up a vote on where to go for lunch yesterday, the second election in a row they have helped mess up over the past six months, coworkers at NextWave Industrial Blinds in Darby, Pennsylvania say.
President Trump announced today that all future communication between the press and the White House will be suspended in lieu of a future memoir entitled "Your Welcome".