Shitty Actress, Shitty Musician Announce Divorce

A shitty actress and her shitty musician husband are evidently getting divorced, judging by the internet reporting on the story as if you should give a shit.

The couple, Anna Faris, who is apparently an actress of some kind, and Chris Pratt, likely a country western singer guessing from his name, were married for some period of time after probably having met on the set of some shitty TV show or the after party of some shitty music awards event.

"Anna and I are sad to announce we are legally separating. We tried hard for a long time, and blah, blah, blah," Pratt posted on one of his social media pages, like you care. "Anna and I will always cherish our time together, etc., etc."

Shockingly, the news that two uncommonly good looking and famous people who spend extensive periods of time apart in cities full of attractive members of the opposite sex who want to have sex with them have broken up has reportedly come as a shock to some of their fans, who must all be mentally retarded.

"I believed in love until I to saw Anna Faris and Chris Pratt are separating. I can't believe it!" one moron tweeted.

Meanwhile, the two will most assuredly continue to make news when they marry and divorce other shitty actors and/or musicians in the future, prompting you to wonder again who the fuck these people are and why the hell anyone would watch or listen to any of the shit they make.