Trump Suspends all Future WH Briefings in Lieu of 2024 Memoir: "You're Welcome"

President Trump announced today that all future communication between the press and the White House will be suspended in lieu of a future memoir entitled "You're Welcome".

Slated for a 2024 release, the future bestselling book will provide a comprehensive retrospective of how Trump made America great again, he described.

"It's going to be terrific. Absolutely terrific. An absolute masterpiece," Trump said of the future release. "Not that you don't already know that. Everybody knows it. Everybody's talking about it. It's fantastic."

An early teaser issued by an unnamed publisher revealed that the work in progress will span the diversity of the president's many spectacular triumphs both foreign and domestic during the 8 years he spent in office with such chapters as, 'How I Saved Healthcare', 'How I Utterly Destroyed Isis', and 'Why You're so Rich Now (Because of Me)'.

Meanwhile, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced in his press conference this morning that he would continue to meet with the media once a week but that he would no longer speak.