WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Donald Trump has made it clear in some of his public statements that he will refuse to recognize the results of November’s U.S. Presidential elections if he loses. This means, of course, that Trump will not vacate The While House even when his term expires in January. But…

Securing the southern hemisphere has been quite difficult. Dealing with all these aliens coming through the sky has been a challenge for the Terrestrial Emperor. Then, there is the pressing problem of mutants being born.  The world has seen a series of conflicts over the years and continues to struggle with how to solve this problem. “I knew my dream had to come true one day: mutants and humans should be able to set aside their differences and have a sandwich together,” says Virginia Steele, a theoretical physicist living in Las Vegas, NV. “I mean there I was on my way to gamble the rest of m

Donald Trump National Campaign Spokesperson Katrina Pierson took her own life yesterday, becoming the fourth person who has held the same job to commit suicide since July.

While fake satire sites were embarrassing themselves repeating the same unfunny, self-revealing screeds about Mr. Trump, we saw him for what he was...the man with the only chance of turning back the tides of neo-Marxism and of uniting this majestic nation and making it great again, again.

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - One would think it would never happen again -- the wrong pageant winner being crowned. But it did, just like it happened in the Miss Universe Pageant when host Steve Harvey announced the wrong winner (Miss Colombia instead of Miss Philippines.) Well, that's now behind us,…

The couple – Andy Reading (29) and Louise Palmer (28) – made the decision to fill the empty void in their relationship with a child after days of awkward silence forced an interaction between them.

Did the Queen spend lock down engaged in sex and drug fueled orgies in her Windsor Castle bunker? Wild tabloid tales of naked ladies-in-waiting engaged in gladitorial contests and soap stars forced to perform shows live and at gun point emerge.

Newly unearthed records that feature venerated former presidents using crude and chauvinistic language make Donald Trump's 'locker room talk' appear extremely mild in comparison, his campaign says.

The popular children's show Sesame Street has a new Muppet character, hijab-wearing "Zari," who will be introduced on the Afghani version of the show. In PBS's effort to remain as politically correct as possible, the character is an Islamic girl who will teach children about female empowerment and education, among other things.

Former President Donald Trump's opinion of his impeachment defense has reportedly slipped further after his own attorneys began to argue in favor of conviction on the Senate Floor this afternoon.
































































 
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WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - If you consume wine and coffee or eat chocolates on a regular basis, you no longer need to feel guilty about it. In a stunning announcement today, the United States Department of Agriculture (USDA) has reclassified wine as fruit and coffee and chocolate as vegetables. This means…

Welsh Nationalists demand return of Stonehenge after new archaeological study claims monument originally erected in Wales. Allege that stone circle was illegally removed to England in act of cultural appropriation and rebuilt without planning permission. English historians rubbish Welsh theories.

Tehran, Iran – (satireworld.com)

Happy' Ali Mohammed is without a doubt the 'Happiest Man in the Islamic World!'
Ali earned this distinctive title by never frowning, never being angry, and always having an upbeat and positive attitude about all things in life.

True story as heard by Walter Bucket!
“My name is Dr. Maas. For many years I accompanied my detective friend, Mucus Stools on his adventures. And yes, I remember the strange case of the Mulch Family Caper very well.
My friend was visiting me in my flat on Boulevard Street when I heard the telephone ring over Stools playing his spoons and huffing airplane glue while comparing different dogs and their crap to write a small monogram on the subject.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau)  - The rumor mill has been running nonstop in the last week or so in the Philippines, fueled by the eerie silence of President NoyNoy Aquino over two significant national developments in his country -- the massacre of farmers in Kidapawan seeking food from the government and the tragedy in…

One day after receiving the bad news that he won't be participating in this year's All Star game, Chicago Cubs second baseman Eric Sogard is calling foul on the process he claims fraudulently deprived him of his rightful position on the team.
































































 
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Characterized by periodic feelings ranging from uncertainty to anxiety relating specifically to the individual's mental health, Transient Borderline Dysmorphic Personality Disorder, or TBDP, could affect some 70% of the population, according to the company's findings.

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The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.

Rick Huggins, a lifetime public servant and decorated combat veteran, is all but certain to run for Senate in Virginia next year, a prospect that is keeping some within the GOP up at night.
































































 
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After a Christian evangelist group expressed outrage over Starbucks' neutral Christmas cups, the company immediately responded by printing new cups that meet the needs of those who wish to have more Christmas in their morning coffee.