True story as heard by Walter Bucket!
“My name is Dr. Maas. For many years I accompanied my detective friend, Mucus Stools on his adventures. And yes, I remember the strange case of the Mulch Family Caper very well.
My friend was visiting me in my flat on Boulevard Street when I heard the telephone ring over Stools playing his spoons and huffing airplane glue while comparing different dogs and their crap to write a small monogram on the subject.