Trump: 'Weird' Lincoln, 'Creepy' FDR Way More Raunchy Than Me

Newly unearthed records that feature venerated former presidents using crude and chauvinistic language make Donald Trump's 'locker room talk' appear extremely mild in comparison, his campaign says.

One such document penned by Abraham Lincoln himself, an alternate version of the famous Emancipation Proclamation entitled, "A Man's Amazing Cock Inflation", is too vulgar to even quote from, Trump's Campaign Manager Kellyanne Conway remarked.

"It's really juvenile," she remarked. "It's disgusting. Let's just say it involves a twenty foot tall erection, an accordion, and just - never mind."

Other documents, including a personal 'F' Journal, letters and hand drawn comic strips, further illuminate America's most revered president's disturbing disposition towards women, Trump himself says.

"Talk about a p----- hound, Abraham Lincoln ate more fish than Shamu," he tweeted. "Called his beard his 'Flavor Saver'. Incredible. What a weirdo. He kept Spanish Fly in his stove pipe hat."

The Trump campaign claims to have also discovered compromising material related to Franklin Roosevelt, including a never before heard Fireside Chat during which the disabled New Deal President drunkenly describes manipulating a woman into a sex act by inserting his genitals through the bottom of a popcorn box.

Tweeted Trump: "FDR = creep. C-ck in the box? Really? #Shameful."