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Securing the southern hemisphere has been quite difficult. Dealing with all these aliens coming through the sky has been a challenge for the Terrestrial Emperor. Then, there is the pressing problem of mutants being born.  The world has seen a series of conflicts over the years and continues to struggle with how to solve this problem. “I knew my dream had to come true one day: mutants and humans should be able to set aside their differences and have a sandwich together,” says Virginia Steele, a theoretical physicist living in Las Vegas, NV. “I mean there I was on my way to gamble the rest of my life’s oxygen on a black jack table and I see them.” Steele says he saw a human and mutant casually having a sandwich together. However, thanks to  US Patent Application 20030228293 A1 (PA ‘293) both people were just humans eating a sandwich.

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