Once Mexico is done building a wall along the US-Mexico border on Earth, they can start one separating American heaven from Mexican heaven in the afterlife, Donald Trump says.

Emboldened by the relaxation of COVID restrictions across the country, Canadian truckers have added to their list of demands changes to provincial DUI laws and a guarantee from NATO to never expand into Ukraine before they will agree to end blockades currently choking Ottawa and several key bridges into the United States.

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The buying rush has officially began in parts of the US as hundreds of thousands of former Hillary Clinton supporters rush out to buy new shelter for themselves and their families after the stunning presidential election defeat.

Facing unrelenting pressure to release transcripts of speeches she made to Goldman Sachs in 2013 -- for which she was paid $675,000 -- Democratic frontrunner Hillary Clinton says that she will act when her opponent, Vermont senator Bernie Sanders, does the same.

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Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

The Danish toy company agreed to stop advertising in the Daily Mail after pressure from Stop Funding Hate, an activist group attempting to stop ‘campaigns of hate’ by newspapers such as The Sun, Daily Mail and Daily Express.

Gov. Rick Scott, of Florida, announced his administration has kicked off an effort aimed at attracting to the Sunshine State morons currently living in Louisiana.

A San Diego woman is crediting the meth heads who loiter around a convenience store in her neighborhood for helping to get herself back into shape since they began chasing her every time she passes by several weeks ago.
































































 
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Reports are now surfacing that Dickie Johnson may have pooped his pants during History class at approximately 10:35 AM in Tolla Grieves 3rd grade class.

Government denies Security Service's 'honey trap' scheme - 'Operation Spanker's Bonus' - succeeded in entrapping only Tory MPs rather than foreign agents and domestic security threats. According to spokes person top Tory MP didn't suffer heart attack while strapped into spanking machine and senior minister not caught off his face on drugs.

According to people in your town, fall is again shaping up to be that time of year once again.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - American taxpayers will be saving $400,000 a year during Donald Trump's presidency because he has said he will not take a salary during his term.  But the savings will also be offset more than three-fold because of Trump. The presidential-elect recently announced that his wife Melania and…

Do you care about trying to save our planet? Do you really? Because everyone who does knows that water conservation plays a crucial role in the fight against climate change, so if you're not, then you probably don't, and you can go to hell. If you really do, however; like really, really do, then you should know and already be doing the following:

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Unconfirmed reports say that U.S. President Donald Trump called Philippine Senator Antonio Trillanes a ‘Narco.’ The Pinoy Senator was recently in the U.S., meeting with American politicians including Florida Senator Marco Rubio. He supposedly asked their help to convince Trump to cancel his trip to the Philippines next…

"America is going to be so, so great," the President-Elect said.

In an election where political experience and policy has increasingly taken a backseat to childish name calling, Hillary Clinton upped the ante today with the announcement of insult comic Lisa Lampanelli as her running mate.

Within hours of the announcement that a deal had been reached to raise the debt ceiling, Republican leaders issued a statement reassuring party members that no concessions had been made that would affect in any way the lives of the extremely wealthy or their heirs.

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A Saudi woman said to be haunted by jinn (Genie spirits) beat and tortured herself for hours with fire until she fell unconscious and died later at hospital.

Graphic artist Randy Goldman has designed logos for dozens of companies but his biggest gig was undoubtedly the AirBNB logo, a contract worth $120,000. But things didn’t go according to plan for the thirty-two year old from New York.