The return of weekly robotic mayhem has been greeted warmly by old fans of the show as well as new. And a guest appearance from Stephen Hawking should result in the highest rating for the show yet.

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A woman in Tennessee filed a complaint with the Tennessee Department of Health after she said a doctor told her that her back pain was caused by her ‘ghetto booty.’

President Trump took to Twitter today to unveil the second half of a top-10 list of who he considers the country's most boring presidents. The list concludes as follows:

Calling it a tragedy that was years in the making, the mass media have been forced to sacrifice one of their most prominent members.

While many are calling the findings into question, The Sun says they are willing to stake their reputation on it.

A man has been criticised for using one of the Donald Trump naked statues to tie his dog to while out on a walk this morning.

Queen Elizabeth, was well as other key members of the royal family, have often been referred to as ‘apolitical’ – at least publicly. Yet this is the biggest indicator yet that the Queen favours the right-wing of the political animal, as it were.

Government proposes replacing 'Black Friday' with 'Black Face Friday', where you can only 'bag a bargain' if your face is covered in boot polish . Supporters believe 'Black Face Friday' would better address British traditions of intolerance, bigotry and casual racism than US import 'Black Friday'.

It appears ESPN anchor Ed Werder has been asked to come in on a Saturday.  And, if you would believe it, he’s gonna have to come in on Sunday too.

Metro Councilman John Delgado and blogger Lamar White join Jeremy White for an all-politics episode in the immediate aftermath of the special legislative session.

The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida). “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team this year. One loss Oklahoma had the Heisman trophy winner and the best scoring offense I have ever seen. Notre Dame, however, got their usual preference from the committee and the voters.”

Gov. Bobby Jindal released his second book, American Will, on Tuesday as his 2016 presidential campaign continues to struggle. What do you think about this?

Insurance. Most people have it- health insurance, car insurance, home insurance, renter’s insurance, life insurance but sometimes despite famous people being just like us sometimes they need insurance for something us normies would ever consider.

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Marco Rubio said Thursday that he plans to leave the government after the end of his Senate term, and that he’s not interested in being anyone’s Vice President. “I’m not going to be Vice President,” the Florida Senator told reporters Thursday. “I’m not running for governor of Florida, I’m…

US Defense Secretary Jim Mattis abruptly resigned Thursday, dramatically boosting the chances of job seekers with no discernible skills whatsoever of getting a plum cabinet position in the most powerful organization on earth.

A new study has shown that most teens whose complexions are cleared up by any of the dozens of acne treatments currently on the market remain physically unattractive afterward.

President Trump announced today that all future communication between the press and the White House will be suspended in lieu of a future memoir entitled "Your Welcome".

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Three months after President Barack Obama declared their mass arrival an “urgent humanitarian situation,” thousands of children who fled Central America are about to get free golfing lessons for the first time.

The animosity between George Osborne and Iain Duncan Smith crashed into the open today with the chancellor claiming Iain Duncan Smith's real name is George.

FORT WORTH–An area residence is under investigation tonight after a vigilant neighbor, Sarah Noying, called in to report “dangerous levels of masculine behavior” happening right over their shared fence.