The Ayatollah Smella Buttholla, leading Moslem/Muslim cleric in the Middle East, is upset that the NCAA selected Notre Dame to be in the College Football Playoff instead of UCF (the University of Central Florida). “I can understand undefeated Alabama and Clemson as they were so much better than every other team this year. One loss Oklahoma had the Heisman trophy winner and the best scoring offense I have ever seen. Notre Dame, however, got their usual preference from the committee and the voters.”