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Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – (SatireWorld.com)
Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world renown terrorist several years ago.

Paris, France – (SatireWorld)
French politicians recently approved a measure that would ban massive buttocks smelling ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-year's old were noticed walking among the participants. Some injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended)Repeated warning were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed as French law.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
So, is Hillary really a lesbian?
With Hillary out of the White House in 2000, and all attention focused on George Bush, the question of Hillary’s sexuality temporarily vanished. When Hillary started making moves towards the White House in 2007, though, people again began to speculate. This time, those wondering if Hillary had been living a lie (in addition to constantly telling lies) focused on one person: Huma Abedin.

A SATIRE WORLD EDITORIAL
So… the Honorable Ex-Senate Majority Leader from Nevada (Mr. Harry Reid) believes that all of the people who once showed up to protest the treatment of the rancher in his home state are “Domestic Terrorists.”

Washington,DC-(satireworld.com)

Good news and bad news today as Congress voted to keep military funding in place to sponsor US Army ads on NASCAR Sprint Cup driver Ryan Newman’s car. The Bad News? Nancy Pelosi amendment requires NASCAR to find a gay driver for a Government Motor’s racing version of the Chevy Volt!

The White House – (satireworld.com)
With Hillary Clinton’s poll numbers sliding faster than butter on a hot skillet, the current occupants of the White House are starting to realize that a moving date is fast approaching.

Empty moving boxes first started to arrive today as the First Family made plans to exit the White House next January under the cover of darkness and will head back to Hawaii where they’ll become residents again but this it be for a really long vacation.

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Dr. Rami Gushinari finally released to the public the official 25 page LA Coroner’s report on Michael Jackson. The ‘King of Pop’ died from a drug overdose and was laid to rest in Woodlawn Cemetery for the Elite and Pompous almost seven years ago.

London, UK – (SatireWorld.com)
“Bollocks to global warming is now official UK government policy,” a spokesperson at the newly-created Ministry for Big Oil Relations said today as new British Prime Minister Theresa May wielded the ax to the Tories’ long term flagshit shop window, the Department for the Environment and Climate Change.

Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
Duane 'Dog' Chapman has captured yet another fugitive. This time it the suspect hits pretty close to home for the famous bounty hunter.
When Dog, and his wife and partner, Beth, visited a posh hotel in downtown Denver, a thief broke into their suite and stole all of Beth Chapman's rather large-sized brassieres while the Chapman crew were down stairs eating in the hotel's restaurant.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Wheel of Fortune letter turner Vanna White, who has been playing “Hangman” with America for thirty years, admitted that she is functionally illiterate and cannot read any of the puzzles. White claims that “I just touch the squares that they light up, but I wouldn’t know a C from a V from a Z if they paid me (and they do pay me pretty good!).”

The White House (satireworld.com)

President Bill Clinton served in office from 1992 through 2000. During that time Oval Office Sex was a prime concern of the American people as rumors swirled and innuendo became dreaded reality…The President of the United States was indeed having illicit sex in the Oval Office with an employed intern half his age! The resulting scandal was referred to as simply ‘Zippergate.’

Kabul, Afghanistan
NATO forces confirmed today that a Royal Air Force F-16 shot down the Prophet Mohammed crossing over into Afghanistan air space after ignoring requests that he turn around and head back to Pakistan.

Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
A massive iceberg drifting from Antarctica could spell disaster for Los Angeles if it floats too far away from the continent.
So, to track the estimated 1,270-square-mile iceberg, the Natural Environment Research College of Sweden gave a grant of $2 million dollars to track the largest iceberg ever recorded as it trekked northward. The funds will be used to help predict the path of the giant iceberg, which broke off Antarctica’s Pine Island Glacier in July.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Fox News announced its summer news lineup and a surprising new co-anchor is being added to the O’Reilly Factor normally broadcast during viewing prime time. The addition of a new and fresh face to the highly viewed Bill O’Reilly show was a surprise to most loyal viewers, but the choice of having news newbie Jessica Simpson as Bill O’Reilly’s co-host brought shock to competing channels like CNN and MSNBC.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The former general counsel and chief of staff of the House Judiciary Committee, who supervised Hillary during the 1970s Watergate investigation, says her history of lies and unethical behavior goes back farther – and goes much deeper – than anyone realizes.

London, England – (SatireWorld.com)
A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in order to complete his new blockbuster book…‘My Gayest British Football Days.’

Manchester (UK) – (satireworld.com)
When it comes to sperm counts, those randy Englishmen aren’t what they used to be, according to a new national study that shows sperm production is almost non-existent among British males.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Computer buggers who harvested classified emails from Hillary Clinton’s highly illicit private server may have sucked up some huge unauthorized privileges – but so the f*** what?

London, UK-(SatireWorld.com)

Citing dissatisfaction over the outcome of the Revolutionary War in 1776, the British Crown has decided that a Revolutionary War 'do-over' would be in best interests of both countries and to finally decide some nagging differences.

New York, NY – (Satireworld.com)
“She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

The revelation follows weeks of torrid speculation that former US President Bill Clinton has early-onset Alzheimer’s ‘brought on by climate change’ – and accelerated by an ObamaCare-sponsored vegan diet of geriatrically-modified kelp. (Disgusting! -‘Ed’)