London, England – (SatireWorld.com)
A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in order to complete his new blockbuster book…‘My Gayest British Football Days.’