Paris, France – (SatireWorld)
French politicians recently approved a measure that would ban massive buttocks smelling ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-year's old were noticed walking among the participants. Some injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended)Repeated warning were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed as French law.