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“She’s gonna dump Bill in a geriatric Supermax,” a DNC spokesperson said today, “soon as the last vote’s been counted on November 8.”

The revelation follows weeks of torrid speculation that former US President Bill Clinton has early-onset Alzheimer’s ‘brought on by climate change’ – and accelerated by an ObamaCare-sponsored vegan diet of geriatrically-modified kelp. (Disgusting! -‘Ed’)

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