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San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.
Downton Abbey, England – (satireworld.com)
A real-life royal birth is coming to the Crawley residence! Satireworld confirms that Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, will visit the set of Downton Abbey on the day she’s supposed to deliver her royal baby.
The group, members of an Oslo church traveling together to visit Disney World, were all relieved of their international passports and conferred immediate American citizenship upon their arrival in Orlando.
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - When President Donald Trump delivers his State of the Union Address (SOTU) tonight, there are two important things the American audience should know: 1. Tea Party Republican Congressman Paul Gosar says he has asked the Capitol police and Attorney General Jeff Sessions to check the immigration status of everyone…
SatireWorld.com
Most mistakes out on the target range can get you reprimanded or worse, thrown off the range for safety violations. But one miss-word can be equally as bad, especially if said to other shooters who just might take it the wrong way. So, here’s SatireWorld’s top 20 of shooting range no-no’s.
Los Angeles, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
LAX was the scene of a horrific accident caused by Michael Moore, the docu-drama queen and darling of the liberal left as he ‘rushed’ through the airport in an attempt to make a flight to Venezuela in time for Hugo Chavez’s embalming.
The International Order of Concerned Scientists has concluded that the cloning of Ms. Sanders would unleash unintended consequences and must be prevented at all costs.
New York, NY - (satireworld.com)

Two hundredweight of Botox impounded at a Saudi camel beauty pageant was redirected to Clinton Foundation orifices this morning ahead of its upcoming annual Valentines Day bash.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte is being called out for his remarks at a speech in India,  supposedly promising visitors and investors  42 virgins. The remarks were in obvious reference to a belief that has been floated that martyrs will be rewarded with virgins in Paradise. But the criticism…
Trey Gowdy just said a few things about the military in response to a stupid question from a CNN reporter about the ban of transgenders. He nails it:
Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Hypocrites unite! Join the Democratic Party and be with friends like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Schumer the Tumor, or Nancy Pelosi!
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.
Holiday, New York -(satireworld.com)
The last four men not accused of sexual harassment in the US held a joint press conference for the eager media today in Holiday, NY a sleepy Catskill Mountain resort town of 75 winter-time residents.
NAGA CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Not everyone is against U.S. President Donald Trump’s  campaign promise and vision to build a great wall along the U.S.-Mexico border. Philippines’ Vice President Leni Robredo like’s Trump’s idea as a way to permanently protect Filipinos living in and around her country’s most active volcano, Mayon. The…
(SatireWorld.com)

The Geico Auto Insurance spokes-gecko was run over and killed Tuesday in a pedestrian accident. The six inch tall reptile was crossing a busy New York street to get a taxi and was not seen by the driver of a UPS delivery truck.
Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)

Magicframe.com is currently marketing their product for Father’s Day. Their featured item is a picture frame that, connected through wifi, receives and displays pictures from loved ones. The manufacturer is currently heavily marketing the item for Father’s Day for a cost of about $90 (“three easy payments of $29.95”).
The story of a Rusty Wheeler, an 8 year-old boy who fell down a well in Horford County, Kentucky Tuesday continues to threaten the ceaselessness of news coverage being conferred the Trump White House.
Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
The US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has given conditional approval to a newly developed medication called “SHUTHOLE” to help politicians cure their Foot in Mouth Disease, Diarrhea of the Mouth, Fake News Generation and Habitual Lying. The FDA also has called for follow up field testing using control groups of Democratic politicians, as one of the side effects of the drug is acute constipation.
Moscow, Russia – (satireworld.com)
Russian officials and Vladimir Putin are enraged over Bulgarians ‘vandalizing’ Soviet-era monuments to look like superheroes and other Western characters.

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