Ted Cruz has been spotted in a host of locations, prowling the streets while muttering aggressively to himself. The scariest thing about the reports is that he has often been spotted in several locations AT THE SAME TIME. This had led many to believe that Ted Cruz could have supernatural powers.

The overthrow of Roe v. Wade, according to many in the chatterverse, signaled a trampling of all that’s good and holy that will make Sherman’s March to the Sea look like a highway adoption program.

Fauxcahontas Warren (Cherokee-MA) predicts the two-for-one fall of gay marriage and interracial marriage. Bette Midler calls for women to take a knee during the National Anthem. (Bars are probably playing it during happy hour already.)

President-elect Trump said that illegal immigrants pose a grave risk to America and that they have to go.

OKLAHOMA CITY, Oklahoma (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Filipino boxer and presumptive senator-elect Manny Pacquiao had said that gay people are "worse than animals." An American woman legislator is worse than Manny Pacquiao. Newcivilrightsmovemet.com reports: State Rep. Sally Kern on Wednesday stood in the Oklahoma House chamber and delivered a speech announcing that…

Having built seven new stadiums, an airport and dozens of hotels to host this year's World Cup, Qatar is reportedly also breaking ground on several mass graves to accommodate the thousands of fans they expect will violate their strict Muslim laws during their visit.
































































 
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In a startling revelation today, a congressional investigation was launched to examine whether a KGB officer played right field for the Dodgers in the NLCS.

Denver, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
Flynn Combs is 25. He’s ‘between jobs’ and struggling to pay off his $250,000 college education loan. He also lives in his parent’s basement and drives a ‘classic car’ notably a 2002 Chevy Cavalier with 175K miles on it. By the way….Flynn Combs is pretty pissed!

June 11, 2270 - One day after telepathically blasting President ZX7 on Twitter for implementing new antimatter fusion subsidies that will cost his state thousands of coal mining jobs, Kentucky Senator Faggypants Murphy backed up his thoughts with words criticizing the Commander and Chief.

With gingerbread housing costs continuing to soar, many gummy bear families are finding it difficult to keep a frosted roof over their heads this holiday season.

The election is finally over, and (thank goodness;), its almost time for the holidays! Here are a few tips to help make yours great again!

The Streets of Bordello Falls…..Part 4

—7 Aces Don’t Make No Sense—

Buck and Diablo dried themselves off from their bath and quickly dressed. “We better look like real wimmins or those towns folk are gonna know it right quick. Don’t want any funny questions coming up neither."

Buck pulled a package from inside a cotton bag, ” I found these mixed in with that leather pouch coz-metics or sumthin it said on the package.”

Buck held up a tube of red lipstick with a French name on it and a box of powder and rouge. “We best put this here shit on ‘fore we’s go outside and down to that

Invisible illegal immigrants - the new threat to Britain's borders? Anti-immigration campaigner claims thousands of illegal immigrants made invisible by 'heathen voodoo rites' are landing on Kent's beaches every day. Fears new army of invisible immigrants set to create criminal mayhem throughout England.