News From the Future: Kentucky Senator Blasts President ZX7's Plan to Cut Coal

June 11, 2270 - One day after telepathically blasting President ZX7 on Twitter for implementing new antimatter fusion subsidies that will cost his state thousands of coal mining jobs, Kentucky Senator Faggypants Murphy backed up his thoughts with words criticizing the Commander and Chief.

"President ZX7 just doesn't get it," Murphy remarked, "Maybe it's difficult for someone who got a fancy university education on a different planet to understand, but Kentucky needs these jobs."

Murphy argued that coal has been the lifeblood of Kentuckians for nearly twenty generations.

"These people literally do not know how to do anything other than dig coal out of a fucking hole in the ground," Murphy said.

Murphy pointed to the failure of hundreds of federal and state funded vocational training and education programs stretching back to President Franklin Roosevelt's New Deal in the 1930s.

"Biotech, nanotech, horticulture, dental hygienics, interior design, office management - you name it, they can't learn it," Murphy stated, "For four hundred years, digging fucking coal."

Asked if his constituents would be willing to accept a living stipend from the government to simply not mine coal, Murphy said they would not.

"That would be welfare," he said.