Just weeks separated from the pummeling he received at the hands of Khabib Nurmagomedov October 6th, McGregor's announcement marks the former champion's return to fighting inanimate objects after he beat up a bus in April.

A Prairieville husband was upset to discover that neither his name nor any of his contact information was part of the recent Ashley Madison hacking scandal.

Taking a cue from Rotten Tomatoes, Netflix, and the Roman Colosseum, the latest congressional health care bill would replace detailed analysis of a patient’s condition with a much simpler thumbs-up/thumbs-down diagnosis.

Visitors to the amusement park were horrified as dozens of hijacked drones began to suicide dive into several of the miniature features in London – Buckingham Palace, the London Eye, Big Ben, the House of Parliament, and the London Buttplug/Gherkin were all destroyed.

Was company behind UK body parts scandal planning to set up online 'body shopping' site? Extraordinary claims that target 'body shoppers' would have included mad scientists, necrophiliacs and shady clinics catering to the ultra rich.

Hello ______. We have been informed that your ______ has died and we’re super bummed about that for you.

Some Texas voters are calling foul on a series of bonus questions included on their ballots they claim are designed to give Republicans an unfair advantage in this year's midterm elections.

"The earth needs less people, as long as those people are not scientists" -Scientists

Why not try a couple of these out when you’re saying something that should be shoved back down your throat along with a copy of the bill rights?

New York NY – (satireworld.com)

Newly elected NYC Democratic-Socialist NITWIT Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) has tried to send a Text Message to the new Democratic Speaker of the US House of Representatives, to be determined (TBD).

Iron E-News has been given the chance to attend a very special and exclusive book signing in an exotic, distant, and oft misunderstood place: the residential palaces in the heart of the DPRK.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Amid speculation that Republican nominee Donald Trump will soon quit the presidential race, a clear choice is emerging on who the GOP will name as a replacement:  Clint Eastwood. The 86-year-old four-time Oscar winner, is a prominent celebrity supporter of the Republican Party who appeared at its 2012 US presidential…

Three-year-old Maisie drew a picture of her parents in front of their house and handed it to them earlier this morning. Her parents, both art critics and artists in their own right, felt like the picture was a slap in the face to the pair of them.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Republican President Donald Trump has improved the US economy and increased the number of jobs available to all US workers substantially, in the first two years of his presidency. Notably more Millennials and Gen-Xers are leaving Mommy’s Basement, as they now have jobs to pay for renting an apartment, a house or a basement of their own.

His second act will be to place Kim's backside on the $10 bill.

RIO DE JANEIRO -- Claiming that such behavior is a “biological imperative” and his “right as the holder of countless world records,” U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps was observed by judges and spectators on Monday spawning after competing in the 200-meter butterfly semifinals.

The ceremony, to be broadcast on ABC on February 24, 2019, is estimated to run approximately 79 hours.

An Illinois radio station is pulling Irving Berlin's Christmas classic "White Christmas," citing the tune's "anachronistic racial overtones".

Hyannis Port, MA – (satireworld.com)
“Dem Bones, Dem Bones, them Bones keep Moving around!” were the comments from Kennedy watchers following the latest shocking news on the continuing saga of Robert Kennedy who won’t rest until he moves his former wife’s remains far from the Kennedy compound in Hyannis Port.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - This week, Singapore Archbishop William Goh has said that it is the Catholics' moral obligation not to support those who denigrate and insult religions, including anti-Christian and immoral values promoted by the secular world.  He made the statement in reference to Madonna's upcoming  'Rebel Heart' concert. "There is no…