Fairfax, VA – Unsubstantiated reports indicate that there has been more gun play than ever at local NRA gatherings.  Rumors have surfaced that members are bringing more and more of their guns to meetings.  There is believed to be some dissension amongst members that believe they are being infiltrated by ‘do-gooders’ and ‘hippie loving peace types.’  

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
The closet geeks inside the Hillary Clinton presidential campaign are besides themselves with the success of their latest video game conceived in the back rooms of Chicago machine politicians, and financed by shady unions, off shore untraceable ‘donations’ and the financial web of the inscrutable George Soros. ‘Grand Theft Election’, now available at a polling place near you!

OXFORD, MISS. — The University of Mississippi has awarded former Rebels offensive linemen Laremy Tunsil with a PhD in co…

We spoke with former President Donald Trump about his legacy, life after the presidency, and his soon to be released fictional memoir, Trump Change: The Greatest Presidency of all Time. Q: You wrote this memoir under a pseudonym, DJ Trump. Why? A: There are some kiss and tell moments. Some dirty little secrets, like the…

Washington – Daniela Vrooman, 4, took an unexpected trip to the White House this past Wednesday with her family.  President Obama and his staff invited Daniela as a good will gesture.  Doctors diagnosed the young child as a mute and have suggested with some certainty that she will never be able to speak again.

Anger as 'Sex Dungeon Shed' disqualified from local heat of 'Shed of the Year' contest. Investigation uncovers secrets of Britain's garden sheds as private prisons and sleazy photographic studios exposed as successful entrants in competition.

Ottawa, Canada – (satireworld.com)
The rising flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent successes of the Trump campaign are prompting an exodus among Hillary Clinton supporters who fear they’ll soon be required to become responsible citizens once Hillary is finally given her walking papers after the 2016 election winds up on November 8th.

A veteran combatant with the Islamic State group says he’s been “scared straight” from terrorism by a recent National Rifle Association video featuring country music legend Charlie Daniels.

The Biden Administration recently released an itemized outline of how it plans to re-build America with a colossal $2 trillion infrastructure plan. But how does it compare to the plan Donald Trump had been formulating before losing the 2020 election? The following table summarizes some of the main differences:

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles, Las Vegas Bureau) - Remember the Latino surrogate for the Trump campaign who a month ago warned that without tighter immigration policies from the Republican presidential nominee, "you're going to have taco trucks on every corner." Needless to say, that didn't sit well with Latino voters and the Trump campaign has…

Phoenix, AZ – (SatireWorld.com)

An Arizona legislator raised eyebrows this week with a suggestion that the state should name a holiday just for Caucasian males. State Rep. Cecil Ash’s remarks began in jest while he was speaking on the Arizona House floor Monday, but when asked to clarify them later, Ash doubled down and said he thought such a holiday was a good idea.

Days after a 7-point plan to restore Donald Trump to the presidency was handed out at the Conservative Political Action Conference, a second, less outlandish version detailing how Trump can regain the White House has begun circulating among conservatives. It reads as follows:

Fresno County, CA – (satireworld.com)
A suspected burglar who became stuck in the chimney of a Central California home died of burns and smoke inhalation after the home’s elderly owner lit a fire in the fireplace, fire officials said Sunday.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Philippines) - Many Americans are starting to make plans to move to other countries in the event that Donald Trump is elected president of the United States on Tuesday.   Canada and countries in Europe are among the more popular choices for a new life for Americans. But Philippine President Rodrigo…

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Former First Lady, Senator, and Secretary of State verified her frigid condition to the world with her latest lawsuit. The potential Presidential candidate spilled a twenty-two degree McDonald’s milkshake in her lap and sued the fast food chain because of the burns that she suffered.

Geraldine Futcher of Conway, Texas realized her lifelong dream of dying of a preventable disease Tuesday when she passed away from complications related to COVID-19.
































































 
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Okay, yeah, so it was recently revealed that after a lengthy political career as an outspoken opponent of abortion I asked a woman with whom I had been engaged in an extramarital affair to terminate her pregnancy, but, well. Let's just say, no more abortions again, starting... now!

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 9th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - Donald Trump is now the presumptive Republican nominee for president of the United States, but it appears he is also running for president of the Philippines. In recent weeks, the Philippines' Commission on Elections (COMELEC) has been testing the new Vote Counting Machines (VCM) that will be used…

As Ukrainians continue to flee their country westward into Poland and Southward into Romania, millions more around the world have more astutely begun to try to escape downward into the Earth, digging with whatever implements they have in a desperate but futile bid to escape the imminent nuclear destruction of the planet.