Police raided the Kill Your Dad brewery in East London after local residents complained of meowing and an eggy stench coming from the main building.

As UK goes into lockdown, popular culture struggles to deal with restrictions imposed by social distancing rules in order to ensure that it is show business as usual. Proposals for gossip columnists to simulate celebrity incidents with dolls while suggestions that football season be continued via Subuteo mooted.

Calling the display, "Odious and incomprehensible," prominent African American activist Frederick Douglass appeared in person to confront a group of White Nationalists protesting at his statue in Baltimore today.

Wilmington, DE – (SatireWorld.com)
In yet another setback for President Obama’s clean energy loan programs, the recipient of more than a half-billion dollars in federal loan guarantees is laying off workers at their Delaware and California operations. This comes on the heels of other energy failures in which of the top dozen solar companies that received millions in taxpayer monies, almost all have failed and neglected to pay back the Federal loans.

North Carolina repealed a controversial ban on transgender individuals using public bathrooms of their choice today in what Governor Pat McCrory is now calling a successful campaign to avoid a Creed reunion concert from happening in their state.

A sextortion email purportedly authored by the Coronavirus itself that blackmailed President Trump against taking action to stem the COVID-19 pandemic has been linked to Russian operatives, the FBI revealed today.

After weeks of speculation and several reports indicating he would be fired after LSU’s season finale against Texas A&M, Les Miles will retain his job as head coach of the Tigers football team. What do you think about this?

PORTSMOUTH, New Hamphire (The Adobo Chronicles, Washinton Bureau) - Upping his criticism of Hillary Clinton’s debate performances, Donald Trump suggested without any Saturday that his opponent had been on drugs during their second debate. “I think we should take a drug test prior to the debate,” Mr. Trump told a crowd of thousands gathered at an…

"This looks like a whole new low budget youtube superhero series to this Netflix subscriber." Fred Flunkee, Netflix Subscriber

WEST GOSHEN TWP, Pa.–The average American pick-up truck has gained 1,142 pounds since 1990. The average American, about the same. The average Phish tune, in concert, added nearly two minutes around its middle, and personal pizzas got 25 percent larger. Go big or go home: The 11th Commandment writ large.

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)
Actors are often accused of being irritatingly reticent about their private lives – unwilling to satisfy fans’ and journalists’ curiosity about aspects of their life off the film sets. But that’s not something that can be said of Michael Douglas’ latest interview. Asked whether he ascribed his 2010 throat cancer diagnosis to a lifetime of drinking and smoking, he replied particularly frankly:

BEIJING, China (The Adobo Chronicles, Tokyo Bureau) - These are two photos, both taken in China.   Can you spot the difference? (Use our comments section)

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A U.S. Navy ship sunk during WWII has been found and the surviving crew of 18 sailors were rescued 20 miles off Cape Hatteras, N.C. says Coast Guard Commander Nelson Putty, who helped several of the emaciated sailors onto a rescue helicopter while camera crews filmed the daring transfer.

TUCSON, AZ - A flaming dumpster made an appearance at Tucson International Airport this afternoon, serving as the centerpiece of a mass gathering designed apparently to spread COVID-19 to as many Arizonians as possible.

A comprehensive update on the whereabouts of the players on everybody's favorite 50s sit-com.

London(UK) – (SatireWorld.com)
The White House and number 10 Downing Street have been twittering back and forth in the run up to the state dinner for Samantha Cameron and husband Dave to be hosted by American’s anti-royals, President and Mrs. Obama.

President-elect Biden, sensitive to questions about his age and fragility, told reporters, “I used to drive weekends at local NASCAR events while I attended that HBCU in, uh, Delaware.”

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Be the first on your block to grow your own penicillin! Why waste that moldy bread when it can be turned into a life saving wonder drug in just a few days!

If you call tech support these days, you get a menu of three choices: Some chappie with a rogan-josh Indian accent telling you, "My name is Brian"; or a low rider who talks faster than his relatives run when they're caught stealing electricity; or some Vietnamese ex-hooker who calls you "Feel," when your real name is Phil.

Indianapolis, IN – (satireworld.com)
Judge Marvin Hayes denied an anal plug request for recently charged child molester Jared Fogel submitted by his defense team upon his sentencing. Fogel’s pending indictment of 2 counts of serial child molestation requires him to spend the minimum 15 plus years behind bars in a maximum security prison.