Paris, France-(SatireWorld.com)
>Found in awkward position.
>Family upset-Rushing to scene.
>Police investigate workers.
>Manager detained.
Police and investigators are in a quandary after reports trickled in that the Paris Hilton is dead due to drug use. Fans flocked to the scene as health officials and police investigators combed the area for clues and evidence.
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