Backstabbing Institute of America – (satireworld.com)
Jane Fonda, long called Hanoi Jane by anyone who actually remembers the 60’s in anything other than a drugged out haze, has been voted the Top American Traitor of All Time in an independent news poll. The results of the poll, which will air on a new reality series to be titled “America’s Biggest Traitor,” had Fonda beating out such other famous people as Benedict Arnold, the Rosenburgs, and Aldrich Ames, and Michael Moore.

The state of Texas rescinded a controversial new abortion law today after a study showed that a majority of the babies it would save would likely grow up to vote Democrat.
































































 
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I am Mrs. Secretary of the U.S. Treasury!

The old adage ‘nothing tastes as good as skinny feels’ has been proven to be demonstrably false according to a leading team of researchers in Surrey and their 100 subjects.

Armed with a Flowflex Rapid Antigen Test purchased at a local drugstore, 34-year-old Michael Pallardy of Fresno, California made the discovery of SARS-CoV2 up his butt after he inserted the swab provided with the kit into his rectum instead of his nostril, he revealed.
































































 
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California State University at Fullerton (Cal Fullerton) liberal arts students apparently don’t have enough to do between classes, e.g. possibly study for exams! These students adopt social causes to protest about, such as “Gender Neutrality.”

‘It’s imperative for our future that we remain a member of the EU,’ said Cameron. ‘Do you really think our government is going to get any less cruel after I step down? No, it’ll only get worse. If you want protection from us then vote to stay in the EU.’

As a proud mother of a child conceived from unconsensual sex with my father, I whole-heartedly support the restrictions repealing Roe vs. Wade would have on other women who might otherwise abort their own incestuous rape babies.
































































 
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Doctors will see their contracts terminated and replaced with the very best Operation players from around the country. This will be decided in a round-robin style tournament that will be televised on ITV and be presented by Ant & Dec.

Paranormal Investigator, Exorcist and Agony Aunt The Reverend Leonard Fanny advises readers on their supernatural problems. This time, a mother worries her teenaged son is involved in a Satanic sex cult when she discovers a huge stone penis-shaped altar in his room, to which he and his friends masturbate. Can the Rev help?

Moscow – Russian Space Agency

Russian Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin announced on Friday that the nation plans to carve out an area of operations on the moon citing, “We saw the moon first and it belongs to us!”

‘Mr Prime Minister really enjoyed having the President around as he believes it gave him the street cred he so sorely lacks.'

Firstly Mrs. Keenum, let me express my deepest condolences for the loss of your son. It's always difficult when someone so young and so vibrant, someone with their whole life still ahead of them, is called back to the Lord's heavenly flock so early.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
Democrat Hillary Clinton and Republican Donald Trump have had their respective political camp’s aides drafting both acceptance and concession speeches for the evening of the November 8, 2016 Presidential Elections. Both candidates reluctantly prepared concession speeches and the drafts have been obtained by WikiLeaks!

A Missouri man is honoring Prince in the most emotionally moving way possible: by paying to listen to the late singer’s music.

Last night, I was thrilled to win the award for Best Actor at The Critics' Choice Awards. It was a humbling experience which, as I mentioned in my speech, I will forever be grateful for. Being truly blindsided by the award, and as a result not as prepared as I would otherwise have been, I did say a few other things during that same speech which, upon further reflection, I feel need to be qualified.

PARIS -- One week after terrorist attacks shook the city at its core, the inhabitants of Paris are heeding calls by political leaders and are again having passionate, non-stop sex.

According to people in your town, fall is again shaping up to be that time of year once again.

Britain were red-hot favourites after voting to leave the EU months ago but America completely topped that by voting in a failed businessman/alleged molester/reality TV star with no political experience to lead their once mighty nation.

Donald Trump is considering Cap'n Crunch as his running mate after weeks of Crunch providing him with superior foreign policy advice.