'Research suggests that a lot of our customers would prefer to drink something stronger than tea or coffee with their Traditional Breakfasts, but feel too self-conscious to order a pint of real ale or industrial-strength lager at 8 o’clock in the morning.'
Charleston, SC – Dylann Storm Roof, the name his parents admittedly named him on purpose, arrived back in Charleston to face charges for allegedly killing 9 people inside a historical church. As locals try to make sense of the terror and bloodshed, Dylann’s best friend seems to be the only one close to him talking. We’ll call him ‘Tin Roof’ to protect his anonymity.
HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - On her Twitter account today, singer Cher said that if Donald Trump were elected president of the United States, she would move to Jupiter. Like Cher, many other Hollywood celebrities weighed in on the recent announcement by the business mogul that he was running for president in 2016. Some were showing…
The U.S. Supreme Court will issue a decision on marriage equality at the end of the month, but Jeb Bush isn't wasting any time in preparing for the chaos he thinks will ensue. On Friday, he started a petition to declare Florida an independent nation should the Supreme Court rule in favor of marriage equality.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - It's supposed to be the big day on Thursday for Pizza Hut : the official launching of its new pizza with hotdog-stuffed crust, a concoction that Italian chefs and bakers would almost be embarrassed to even think about. The usually serious Washington Post took time out from its political…
JUPITER ISLAND, Florida--After several seasons of sub-par performances and pushing through various physical ailments, PGA superstar Tiger Woods is finally regaining his form and performing like a much younger man, according to several local prostitutes. "He definitely has his fire back," says Cookie, a dancer at Sensations, a local club, "He approaches every hole with…
'Criminals will think twice about entering a church if they know they'll be confronted by a pastor wielding a bible in one hand and an AR-15 in the other.'
by Gary Chew.“Aloft” – a film review by Gary Chew Aloft (from 2014) contains a smidgen of sub-titled French dialogue, but it’s English that’s spoken most. This mishmash of language may possibly be a bit confusing for you, but just wait till you see the film. Claudia Llosa, who wrote and directed Aloft, was born in Lima [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.
A 9 year-old Decatur, Georgia boy castrated himself yesterday, bringing the number of Caitlyn Jenner-related mutilations by children up to 15 since the former Olympian underwent his own sex reassignment surgery last month.
Consumer advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader says he is close to opening the doors to his own Washington D.C. swingers club.
"Hmmm. That sounds horribly like pigs in blankets and we all know how that turned out."
MOUNTAIN VIEW, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Forgot your password yet again? No worries. There's a new technology now in the market that will revolutionize identity recognition for unlocking your smart phone, using the ATM, or gaining access to maximum security areas. Until recently, fingerprints and the eye's iris have been the highest standard in identity technology.…
After weeks of denying it, Chris Evans has finally agreed to grow a large stomach and die his hair brown in one of the biggest U-turns in broadcasting history since Channel 5 took over Big Brother.
‘We’ve been laughed at for too long’ said Trump. ‘It’s time for follicly-challenged men everywhere to stand up and be counted. To stand tall and proud like your hair on a windy day on a championship links golf course’.
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