American corporate media tired of humoring the American people with charade of democracy.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - House Speaker Paul Ryan today categorically denied that he screwed an altar boy. Ryan was reacting to a statement by entertainment personality Rosie O’Donnel, who said that Ryan is going “straight to hell.”  O’Donnel was referring to the tax plan recently passed in Congress, courtesy of Ryan and…

London, England-(SatireWorld.com)
Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of the ‘understanding our guests’ program.

The Strait of Hormuz – (SatireWorld.com)
As two fully equipped US naval carrier task forces close on the Straits of Hormuz, the Iranian Navy announced it’s launched its first aircraft carrier and promises to strike a bloody blow if intimidated by US naval forces.

James is off on his yearly pilgrimage to Bonnaroo, so Knick is joined this week by Sunny Weathers to talk about the Mandela Effect. The guys delve into the possibility of alternate dimensions and parallel universes in their own lives, as well as the usual god-awful topics that come up every time Sunny guest hosts.

London (UK) – (satireworld.com)
According to new UK government reports, there are nearly 20 million new cases of sexually transmitted infections each year in Britain. The number is remarkable simply because there are only 63 million people in Britain.

Fears that someone who died in 2016 had the secret that could stop World War Three starting in 2017 were growing last night, just moments after Big Ben struck midnight and after the last firework had zipped, popped, banged and kerzinged, according to a reveler.

After several incidents of violence involving English football fans, the Euro 2016 committee decided it was time to cut ties with the most unpleasant element in the game. The board voted 7-3 in favour of banning England supporters.

Evangelicals came out this week in support of the President’s ban on immigrants from “shithole countries” and urged the US to import more Norwegians ASAP.

"Do eggs come out the right way if the chicken lays like that? This video asks more questions than it answers.." Jessie Krufts, Questioner

The crash resulted in the collective loss of over $300 billion dollars worth of bitcoins. The price of just a single Bitcoin was $13,900 USD and climbing. Now it's all worthless.

Inspired by “Rogue 1” house republicans have decided they need a planet killing weapon that can be used against any possible rebellions.

As French kissing was invented, unsurprisingly, by the French, they own all the rights to the tongue-twirling manoeuvre. Rights they share with fellow members of the EU. If Britain were to leave the Union then they would have their rights to the French kiss revoked. Britain could become a loveless nation akin to a kissless version of the world from Footloose.

The story of a Rusty Wheeler, an 8 year-old boy who fell down a well in Horford County, Kentucky Tuesday continues to threaten the ceaselessness of news coverage being conferred the Trump White House.

Melania can't understand why Washington is filled with memorials for dead people. Where is Coach, Prada, Tiffany and Berfdorf Goodman, for goodness sake? It's a question of taste and refinement, right?

New York – (Satireworld.com)
“The seven pounder was born with a VOTE TRUMP!** birthmark on his temple,” an obstetrician at New York’s Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital tweeted today as a pics of Chelsea Clinton’s latest farrowing went viral on the net.

San Antonio, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
For years the much anticipated Wedding Night consummation was on the minds of the Pissgum twins and the Hilton twins, Daisy and Violet. Careful planning for modesty and romance became a delicate balance as just one of the two sets of conjoined twins planned to marry one another.

#Jan20MovingDay was the cryptic message sent out by President-elect Donald Trump this morning.  Many assumed this just meant Trump was referencing Inauguration Day as his official leap into the head seat at the White House.  As he has done many times during his campaign, Trump threw us all a curve ball like only he can do.

With just days to go before the world’s biggest sewer opens, revellers have been told to get completely off their nuts if they plan to have fun.

Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com)
President Barack Obama, sick and tired of the recent birth certificate debacle, has decided to get even with Donald Trump. At a recent fund raising dinner, he demanded that the billionaire show the world his toupee receipts.