As French kissing was invented, unsurprisingly, by the French, they own all the rights to the tongue-twirling manoeuvre. Rights they share with fellow members of the EU. If Britain were to leave the Union then they would have their rights to the French kiss revoked. Britain could become a loveless nation akin to a kissless version of the world from Footloose.
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