The Jupiter inspired mayhem penciled in for 7th of the month onwards may be an opportunity for you to shine in a near superhero capacity to solve problems on the hoof and in the air.

Nuts, particularly almonds and walnuts, but not peanuts and hazel nuts, are randomly starred especially when eaten at the bar on yachts from small red bowls. parody

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

This article is literally about nothing!

Videos and images circulated all across social media of some truly amazing violence across the weekend in France, however the brutality was often interrupted by games of football that have been completely uncalled for.

Yikes, Giant Snails are Invading Miami

If trouble erupts, the 64-year-old singer will be flown into the war zone for a live performance of his 1985 hit ‘Russians’ in which he sings...

Celebrity twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are now closer than ever, thanks to a rare but relatively harmless conjoining of the face and torso that has occurred during the last few months.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
Hypocrites unite! Join the Democratic Party and be with friends like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, Schumer the Tumor, or Nancy Pelosi!

The CIA issued a statement today that they are investigating evidence that the Chinese government intervened to help Tennessee Governor Elect Yang Zhipeng win that state's highest office in last November's election.

Totaly Real News unveils a hard hitting story about Obama and Fox News.

Well, at least now we know why the Tories are so obsessed with internet pornography: they seem to spend a lot of their time looking at it. Well, allegedly,

James swings by the Murder Shop for a little in-person Dorque-age. The guys get caught up on nerd news and then spend a lot of time talking about mermaids and other fairy tale creatures.

TOTONTO, Canada  (The Adobo Chronicles, Toronto Bureau) - The Canadian government has ordered a review of the purchase of  Bell 412 EPI by the Philippine government amid concerns that it will be used against local insurgents. In response, the Philippine Department of Defense that it will purchase the combat helicopters elsewhere should Canada cancel the…

Despite his disappointment over his team leaving San Diego for Los Angeles, former Chargers fan Scott Lowry says he's looking forward to spending his extra future Sundays getting drunk and picking fights with people around his own home.

"It would have been funnier if he had got the hiccups during that. Is he playing for laughs or not?" Harry Zonderblurb, Fast Talker

Following a historic mudslide victory that promises to pave the way for future con men, pathological liars and alleged sexual predators to ascend to the most powerful office on Planet Earth, America today inaugurated the first fake president in the nation’s 250-year history — President @RealDonaldTrump.

(SatireWorld.com)
After having opened up the borders in Arizona as it’s liberal governor, and then continuing her career as Czarina of Homeland Insecurity, Janet (Jack) Napolitano says she’s taking her distinctive white skunk striped hairdo and leaving for the hallowed halls of California to take up the reins as the lower leanings president of liberal education for all of California’s universities.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - President Donald Trump today signed a new Executive Order abolishing the White House Press Office and creating a new Department of Alternative Facts (DAF). Senior Aide Kellyanne Conway was appointed head of the new Department  with a Cabinet rank. The Department will oversee all communications emanating from the…

Transylvania ROU – (SatireWorld.com)
The almost perfectly intact body of Count Dracula III was found in a lead lined coffin at the back of a cave located near a small Romanian village.
Two teenagers said they were in the cave exploring when they noticed the coffin, which was taken to the local mortuary and opened. The coroner found only a single mark on a body dressed in dark clothes and wearing a long cape. It was a puncture wound above the heart. Blood was then drawn for a DNA sample.

(satireworld.com) Walter Bucket Presents: TRUE FACTS

1. “Let’s Make A Dill”, the #2 Game Show, to be sponsored by Levitra for next five years. (Longer than Viagra’s “Dill of Fortune” 3-year contract).