Transylvania ROU – (SatireWorld.com)
The almost perfectly intact body of Count Dracula III was found in a lead lined coffin at the back of a cave located near a small Romanian village.
Two teenagers said they were in the cave exploring when they noticed the coffin, which was taken to the local mortuary and opened. The coroner found only a single mark on a body dressed in dark clothes and wearing a long cape. It was a puncture wound above the heart. Blood was then drawn for a DNA sample.