The wealthy owner of a Texas oil company is showing just how little he cares for the environment. Rick McGowan, 64, who owns the Broad Stroke Oil Company, literally pollutes the air every time he breathes.

Increasingly frustrated with congress' inaction on his initiatives, President Trump ordered the National Guard to begin work on an eight-story cheeseburger.

In an effort to more thoroughly distract viewers from the myriad bombshell reports about President Donald Trump’s administration and campaign, the company that owns the conservative media outlet Fox News has launched a sister channel dedicated to airing old stories about Barack Obama, Bill and Hillary Clinton, and other despised Democrats.

Sunny, Jeremy, and Knick take a brief respite from helping folks recover from the recent historic flooding to record a cathartic episode.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, the U.S. Department of State reported a 300,000% surge in new passport applications. The State Department attributed the surge to the increasingly likely presidential matchup between former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and current xenophobic billionaire Donald Trump.

Celery juice, as Instagrammers know, is full of miraculous surprises. I, for one, was surprised at how many solids I had while on my month-long green juice fast.

A photographic memory (also known as an eidetic memory) allows the owner to remember things exactly as they were when they saw them without need for a long study period or any other sort of memory aid. Usually this applies to everything seen by the owner, but Gary Couples, 38, has been able to use his talent exclusively to remember all the ladies’ sweater puppies he’s ever seen.

The suspect had bunny gore all over her face when police arrested her in a Port-A-Jonnie near Spokane International Airport
Spokane, WA – (SatireWorld.com)
Sarah Eostre was a normal teenage girl of 17 from all outward appearances. Her room at home had scores of frilly dolls, the usual posters on the wall, piles of school books, and an open and marked copy of 'Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse' a novel by Robert Rankin. Also in the room was dark secret kept hidden away in the back of a closet.

Pushing back against "PC thugs", President Trump vowed today that he would work to restore the rights of workers to harass one another in the workplace.

Saw this one on the Weather Channel:

"'Sad Day for the World': Globe Reacts to Trump's Decision to Pull U.S. Out of Paris Accord"

If *I* were writing headlines for this story, they'd be more along the lines of...

After only few short months together, ‘Swiddleston’ (as they became known) have decided to call it a day.

Paris, France – (satireworld.com)

French politicians recently approved a measure that would allow massive religious ceremonies usually held on Friday afternoons in various public parts of the French capitol. According to well placed sources, parts of the event was discouraged at first when children as young as five-years old were noticed walking among the participants. Some facial injuries were reported and prompted the speedy crackdown. (no pun intended) Repeated warnings were ignored and finally, with a 100% approving vote, the measure was brought up in a binding resolution, than passed

WASHINGTON, D.C, (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - The vetting process for foreign nationals wishing to enter the U.S. has just become more stringent, thanks to Donald Trump. Yahoo News is reporting that the U.S. Department of State is now requiring applicants for tourist or immigrant visas to submit a list of their current and…

"Yay! I also love the whiney yelp they do when they get wet for the first time. YouTube, it's over to you."

That’s right– for those who would love to go to a brick and mortar Walmart but are too large to walk under their own power and too embarrassed to use mobility scooters there is a new Walmart where you can shop for everything just driving through in your own car.

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) — The Supreme Court handed organized labor a major victory on Tuesday, deadlocking 4 to 4 in a case that had threatened to cripple the ability of public-sector unions to collect fees from workers who chose not to join and did not want to pay for the unions’ collective bargaining…

Commenting that, "It was just time," Paul family spokesperson Robin Paul thanked her son for the 34 years he's spent as a son, father, husband and sibling to her and her husband Charles, his brother C.J., his wife Jada and their two children.

Conceived by a pack of drunken men in the lady's bathroom of Saggy's Saloon in 2003, Lori Sullivan's seven children were toasted by former Pennsylvania Senator Rick Santorum and several other notable conservatives, including Congressman Todd Akin, who were on hand to commemorate the occasion.

Hate is a powerful thing. Powerful enough to divide a house, but apparently, under the right circumstances, strong enough to bring it back together too.

New York City, NY (satireworld.com)
Hillary Clinton had a “stumble episode” that required her to leave a 9/11 commemoration ceremony early, a law enforcement source who witnessed the event told SatireWorld.com.