Government proposes replacing 'Black Friday' with 'Black Face Friday', where you can only 'bag a bargain' if your face is covered in boot polish . Supporters believe 'Black Face Friday' would better address British traditions of intolerance, bigotry and casual racism than US import 'Black Friday'.

The film posits a future where the peace movement has become ascendant across the world, not as a result of rational argument or peaceful protest, but rather by force. Frustrated by the resistance to their creed, have decided to force their whole ideal onto people, deploying psychedelically painted tanks against pro war protesters...

Is giant asteroid alien spaceship or alien excrement? Top astro-plumber claims Oumuamua is actually huge extraterrestrial turd excreted by gigantic aliens. Demands earth authorities take immediate action to address risk of planet being devastated by alien steamer strikes.

Apparently these days people need to be warned that the past was different from the present. The TV schedules are full of shows with the premise of: 'Wasn't TV horrible in the past?' They are full of micro celebrity millennial types looking aghast at the terrible racism and sexism on display in the carefully chosen clips of seventies TV programmes they've just been shown...

Local council broadcasts mating calls of infamous monsters in hope of attracting them to town. Plans to cash in on international reconstruction funds when town destroyed by rampaging sex mad giant creatures.

The Prime Minister speaks...

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

Republican President Donald Trump has improved the US economy and increased the number of jobs available to all US workers substantially, in the first two years of his presidency. Notably more Millennials and Gen-Xers are leaving Mommy’s Basement, as they now have jobs to pay for renting an apartment, a house or a basement of their own.

President Trump continues to refuse to cooperate with negotiators hours after taking 18 children hostage inside the Oval Office this morning.

The Chaos President weighs in on Brexit

A black man who was shot and killed by police at a mall outside Birmingham should have changed the color of his skin before the officer pulled the trigger, according to a statement issued by police.

The White House Situation Room – (SatireWorld.com)

In a shocking breach of security emanating from deep in the administration, highly sensitive e-mails to the Surgeon General from the staff psychologist indicate that the Ex- President had become addicted to government sponsored snuff films!

Text Strip

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)

One result of having an influx of almost ten thousand visitors to a small Mexican border town is…What do you do at night after the international press corp has turned off its cameras and the lights dim low?

Satire strips the same size as a cartoon strip, but text satire. Taking characters of the day and situations. Taking a sideways look at Theresa May's Brexit, Donald Trump's anger and everything in between...

Tijuana, Mexico – (satireworld.com)
The Honduras Caravan members have sued the President and the Trump Administration because their being refused an illegal entry into the United States prevented them from being able to participate in the 2018 Black Friday sales. They were also limited in buying at Small Business Saturday sales (though they could buy online on Cyber Monday from those retailers who would ship internationally to a mob without a real address).

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In 2015 the President Obama went on the airwaves today praising the celebration of Kwanzaa and wishing celebrants a ‘happy and healthy’ Kwanzaa.
I’m not sure, but the last time I looked my Kwanzaa was looking pretty healthy. So, what the hell is Kwanzaa anyway?

Twenty-first Amendment (Abolition of Prohibition) This former frat-bro is a highly functioning alcoholic. Currently a member of the federal judiciary.

(Part 3 of 3) Central, Fl- Strange accounts are emerging this afternoon, after Central Police released three people suspected of participation in a riot Friday night which lead to a four hour ordeal that ended with teargas,numerous arrests, injuries and…Read more Mistaken Identity Possible Cause of ‘Orange Julius’ Mall Riot In Florida ›

'Jeremy will take some home for his compost heap.'

Tweet Tower—One of the two presidentially pardoned turkeys is back in the news today. A day after their pardoning ceremony, one of the turkeys, Peas, sent a short and pointed note to the president. After the Feds determined the white powder on the envelope was only meth, the note was handed to President Trump. In a gesture…