by Stubhill News.Demand seen as part of a trend of bands suggesting songs for politicians like Ted Cruz to use, rather than just demanding they stop using certain tunes. Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke has finally put his foot down and used a court order to demand Ted Cruz immediately cease not using “Creep” during campaign events. Yorke argued [more...]Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format.

Longtime conservative columnist George Will has announced that he is leaving the Republican Party, saying, “It’s not my party anymore, and I’ll cry if I want to!” “Hell, I was a totally faithful Republican for decades,” he said. “I stayed through the absolute disaster that...

An interview with editorial cartoonist Brian Gable When you’re due some money and you’re informed that “the check’s in the mail,” there’s always the possibility that the sender is indulging in a bit of prevarication and wishful thinking. But when you know that Brian Gable’s brilliant editorial cartooning is invariably in the Toronto Globe...

What? Too soon?

Putin Denies Employing “Morning After” Drone.

by Jennifer Hollie Bowles.What’s your sign? Check out your and every other jerk’s February 2018 horoscope right here! What? You don’t even believe in astrology? No matter, it doesn’t believe in you! And you could be wrong. Just ... Read moreHoroscopes for Jerks: February, 2018Subscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.

Assad and Putin have a good laugh at U.S. expense The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad-Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns about the rebellion in Syria.

Crozet, VA—God has claimed responsibility for the derailment of a train carrying a number of republican congressman outside of the small town of Crozet, Virginia earlier today. God stated the attack was a response to last night’s State Of The Union address. His or Her Holiness told the U.S. press today, “Do not follow this…

by Jim Hightower.The Trump administration continues to lay siege on public assets. Donald Trump hates you. But don’t take it personally, he hates me, too — and all of us who constitute The Public. The billionaire’s antipathy ... Read morePulling a Con on the People by Attacking Public AssetsSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.

“Sicario” and “The Martian” – Two film reviews by Gary Chew Baseball season is just ending, but I’ve got a doubleheader on my hands here. Movie number one … Sicario What it is about films set on either side of our southern border that often makes them worth your time? How about drugs, the clash...

Washington, DC—Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg is currently recovering from three broken ribs at George Washington University Hospital, but exactly how she sustained those injuries remains in question. Initially Justice Ginsburg stated she, “Fell down on the job”, literally, but rumors began circulating how she was only attempting to make a faulty workman’s comp claim. Later, while on copious…

Halloween 2015 finds Donald Trump spooked and crashing back to Earth like Wild E. Coyote meets Icarus meets a certain David Bowie movie. Polls show Ben Carson topping Trump as much as 14% in the state that holds the first key challenge. The Donald is hoping to change his fortunes there, but as he tours through the…

The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was the Democrats after November’s election. But surely in the months since, they’d come together to stand aligned in the face of the flaky imperiousness of our so-called...

 

The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, as in the case with anything from Microsoft, to keep the news from worrying our pretty little heads over, remember something new and equally indecipherable...

Trump calling poorly decided court outcomes “fake verdicts” in an effort to keep doing the “right” thing. 

Trump thinks climate change will be good for America, apparently. President Donald Trump possesses a style described by friends as virile and intuitive and by foes as oafish and oblivious. Some see him a breath of fresh air, with a disarming directness, and others consider him a blustering bully.

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