Currently pegged at $100.54 by concessions analyst group TruMark, the rising cost of an average 16-ounce cup of beer in a Major League baseball stadium is especially burdensome to middle class fans who have little alternative but to pay it.
































































 
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The ruling on the case, which argued that women were going to the ladies' room too often and lingering too long, will re-enshrine an era of broader male oversight of their female charges' restroom habits.
































































 
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Do you know what a period is? How about a supply chain? Because I sure do!































































 
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The collapse, which began with a pedestrian 5% decline of the Dow at the opening bell, soon saw the index crash through every level of support on its way to a sub-zero close for the day, the first time it has been at or below that level since its founding in 1885.































































 
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A mass shooting that began outside a music festival in Dallas combined with another mass shooting at a nearby graduation party last night, resulting in a 'super-mass shooting' that left at least 200 people dead, authorities report.
































































 
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Inspired by the groundswell of support shown for the town of Uvalde, Texas in the wake of last week's mass shooting, the National Rifle Association announced today that it will fund a trip for the attack's survivors to visit Hurricane Harbor Water Park in Arlington.
































































 
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You might have noticed that prices on everything from gas for your LeBaron to cat food for your grandma have been going up recently. This is due to something called 'inflation'; and while the causes of inflation are much too complicated for you to understand, fighting it with some mostly useless money saving ideas is not. The following are a handful of tips that could slow your family's inexorable descent into financial ruin:

Two weeks after a draft to overturn Roe v. Wade was made public, the Supreme Court is on the verge of also overturning Rape v. Lady, another leak has revealed.
































































 
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As a proud mother of a child conceived from unconsensual sex with my father, I whole-heartedly support the restrictions repealing Roe vs. Wade would have on other women who might otherwise abort their own incestuous rape babies.
































































 
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Desperate to get their children offline and outdoors, many parents struggling to keep up with soaring inflation are looking to lower cost summer labor camps for their kids this year.































































 
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8 years since having annexed a disputed territory and 2 months after invading a neighboring country, Vladimir Putin completed his transformation into Adolf Hitler this week by developing Parkinson's Disease.
































































 
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One day after rejecting from state classrooms dozens of math books on the grounds they contain leftist propaganda, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis went one step further this morning by banning the teaching of math altogether.































































 
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Just over seven weeks into its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, Russia has declared victory after liberating a community dance center near the country's eastern border.
































































 
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A comic roast of Chuck Norris held at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas last night resembled more of a love-fest of the legendary action star, disappointed audience members reported.































































 
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With Vladimir Putin's ill-conceived invasion of the Ukraine grinding to a halt, the mounting pressure from his army's inability to achieve its objectives and stifling international sanctions will most likely induce him to overturn the global chessboard and slam the red button.
































































 
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Quickly filling the void left by Western restaurant chains who have ceased operations in the wake of Russia's invasion of Ukraine, a new Moscow eatery has begun drawing crowds reminiscent of the arrival of McDonalds in 1990.
































































 
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Vladimir Putin's wife announced today that she is launching a new campaign to combat bullying throughout Russia.
































































 
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As Ukrainians continue to flee their country westward into Poland and Southward into Romania, millions more around the world have more astutely begun to try to escape downward into the Earth, digging with whatever implements they have in a desperate but futile bid to escape the imminent nuclear destruction of the planet.

Emboldened by the relaxation of COVID restrictions across the country, Canadian truckers have added to their list of demands changes to provincial DUI laws and a guarantee from NATO to never expand into Ukraine before they will agree to end blockades currently choking Ottawa and several key bridges into the United States.

Already facing condemnation for spreading misinformation about COVID-19 and its vaccines, podcaster Joe Rogan sparked new controversy today for lending his platform to a man claiming diabetes is not a real disease.
































































 
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