Two weeks after a draft to overturn Roe v. Wade was made public, the Supreme Court is on the verge of also overturning Rape v. Lady, another leak has revealed.
































































 
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NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - For the longest time, Donald Trump has asserted that this year's elections are rigged, and rigged in favor of the Democrats and his opponent Hillary Clinton.  But the Republican presidential candidate has not shown any proof of his allegations. Until now. Today, Trump unleashed his fiercest attack…

Police raided the Kill Your Dad brewery in East London after local residents complained of meowing and an eggy stench coming from the main building.

As local business sacks regular workforce, local community asks whether 'agency staff' replacements are actually zombies. Claims of all-night Voodoo drums from delivery bays of Dagenham supermarket as customers allege they recognise some of shambolic new staff as deceased loved ones. Are the living dead destined to be UK's new unpaid workforce?

DES MOINES, Iowa -- Disguised as a viable contender for the White House, a Maryland man sneaked onto the stage during the CBS Democratic presidential debate on Saturday, according to police.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When the leaders of the member-nations of the Association of Southeast Asian Nations (ASEAN) meet for the annual summit in Manila next month, they will be donning the Philippine national attire for males.  It’s called as the Barong Tagalog.

One month after introducing a bill to define "gender solely as a person’s reproductive biology at birth" for the purposes of Title IX – effectively prohibiting trans women from participating in women's athletics - House Republicans have added an amendment that would also ban non-trans women from playing sports.

Still facing fallout over a phone call he placed to the widow of a Green Beret killed in Niger last week that many deemed insensitive, Donald Trump sought to mend fences with the family today by sending a Subway party sub to their home.

Leavenworth, KS – (SatireWorld.com)
FBI sources have revealed to SatireWorld that a make-over is planned for a specific third-floor cell in the woman’s section of Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary in Kansas. The source says it’s planned to house Hillary Clinton after what they believe will be a quick trial due to the massive amount of evidence the Bureau has collected during its year-long criminal corruption investigation.

The nation paused on Wednesday to celebrate the return of a Kelly Ripa, a hero who had gone missing for a week.

Every week, Congressman George Santos of New York answers your questions about elevators and resigning.

Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com)
To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder length hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his right. Just two hours ago the BBC announced that Scotland has asked Mel Gibson to be their next President.

After losing several favourite characters like David Bowie, Prince, Alan Rickman, Gene Wilder and Muhammad Ali, humanity lost a lot of what made it great.

Suspending their years-long push to pass a federal abortion ban, House Republicans will focus instead on weakening the ability of popular opinion to shape public policy, members of its leadership are now signaling.

London, England – (SatireWorld.com)
In the realm of political correctness, surely modern Britain has resurrected the Knights of the Round Table in order to give everyone a commanding seat in the name of diversity. Even at the risk of sounding foolish and maybe paranoid too. Diversity and those dreaded ‘Equality Experts’ have a new target…Black Witches Hats and the stereotype they supposedly advance as an anti-black discriminatory vehicle.

The federal agency in charge of disaster assistance is setting up hundreds of emergency safe spaces around the country where residents traumatized by the presidential election outcome can find safety and psychological comfort.

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) - The Philippines already holds the record of social media capital and selfie capital of the world, and now it is aiming for yet another Guinness honor -- that of SPAM capital of the world. Filipinos are using social media platforms 53 hours a week. That’s a whole 11…

Former Vice President Mike Pence was arrested for urinating in a public fountain in Cedar Rapids, Iowa yesterday, the latest in a rash of crimes being committed by Republican presidential candidates shifting tactics in response to mounting data showing that the indictments against Donald Trump have only helped him strengthen his front-runner status for the 2024 GOP nomination.

President Trump's embattled former campaign manager Paul Manafort was shot by an Atlantic City night-club owner today as he was being transported from his Trump Tower condo to a New York City-area detention center for his own safety.

President Elect Donald Trump has been spending a lot of time practicing being an elected official by playing the classic Maxis simulator, SimCity.