Malibu, CA – (satireworld.com)
To the crowd at Moonshadows bar in Malibu, Mel Gibson seemed pretty happy tonight as he adjusted his shoulder length hairpiece. Hitched up the waistband of his tartan kilt. While hoisting a dull silver tankard of Dark Island Ale high in his left hand…Leaving the Scottish broadsword firmly grasped in his right. Just two hours ago the BBC announced that Scotland has asked Mel Gibson to be their next President.