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The Family Dinner’s Robert Rau drops by El Rio Grande Mexican Restaurant and joins Sunny Weathers and Jeremy White to chat a little politics, a little sports, and a little Star Wars fan theory.
'It was my own fault', David Jackson said. 'I knew I only had two hours, but I lost track of time. The traffic warden was only doing his job, and I have only myself to blame'.
The New New World Order (A serial book excerpt) Previous installments: After Flight 93 crashes into the White House on 9/11/2001 killing President Bush as was originally planned, Dick Cheney, the Vice President, is made the leader of the country. He begins immediately to make changes.
LOS ANGELES, California (The Adobo Chronicles) - Remember Adele Dazeem, a.k.a. Idina Menzel, and her hit song 'Let It Go' from the animated film 'Frozen?' Of course you do.  You must have been one of the millions who thought of the song as the most annoying ever.  Not because it was not a great song, but…
PHOENIX, ARIZONA (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, Republican presidential candidate and extremely bored billionaire Donald Trump invited Black Lives Matter activists to his "Dogs & Fire Hoses Rally" in Phoenix later this week in order to open a dialogue. Trump supporters are being encouraged to bring breeds of dogs usually used by law enforcement agencies from home - if they have them - to facilitate the exchange of ideas during the rally, but Black Lives Matter activists in Phoenix have told TNA they were told to only bring themselves.
Washington, D.C. –  Feeling the wrath of the American public waking up momentarily to see how dumb Carly Fioina and Ben Carson really are, the two have announced a bold move to inject their campaigns full of life again.
In a deal many republicans are calling “reckless” and “shortsighted”, The Department of Defense has traded the last of the Guantanamo detainees to the Colorado Avalanche. This move follows other controversial deals that have scattered the prisoners into several teams across the National Hockey League. One detainee is already in critical condition after being ‘Zamboni-boarded’ between periods by his own teammates. Senator…
Desmond, Tegan and Wendy are among the future storm names affecting the UK and Ireland chosen by members of the public to be replaced as Abigail and Barney were largely ignored.
“Spotlight” – a film review by Gary Chew Seeing Spotlight almost made me feel homesick. Not for a place, but for a place in time when covering important events was not supplanted with infotainment or blatant propaganda. Tom McCarthy’s film, which he and Josh Singer wrote, gives us a look into how the investigative team...
23 years of patient chastity and faith were rewarded for local single Meagan Goldschmidt this week when God appointed her a male partner through ChristianSingles.com.
Fancy trousers have sold out all over London and online retailers are struggling to meet demand after a recent surge and there's still a month to go before Christmas, feared fancy trouser specialists today.
It was customary for random videos to surface when Osama Bin Laden was alive and in power.  They usually produced some veiled threat or updated us on Bin Laden’s love life.  In the end the message was always the same.  We’re going to kill you.
SEEKONK, MASSACHUSETTS (The Nil Admirari) - Today, a Massachusetts man who identified himself as "a hugely patriotic American" accused President Obama of acting like Hitler for forcing states to take Syrian refugees fleeing from the Islamic State. Thomas Basil, a construction worker and married father of two, subsequently told TNA he supported the idea of forcing Muslims in the United States to wear badges that identify them as Muslims - an idea endorsed by Republican presidential candidate and loose cannon billionaire Donald Trump.
I had another of those difficult days today when, for reasons that I just cannot fathom, the world went completely silent on me. Normally my inbox is alive with emails of one kind of another. Today: nothing. Not a single one, despite my sending quite a few. It feels like I don’t exist. Hello?
Las Vegas,  NV—It’s been awhile since I’ve paid homage to the Guinness Gods, but I wish I was returning to this topic under better circumstances. I bring terrible news. It’s not about the Mets; it’s much worse. Guinness is taking the trace amounts of fish bladder from their famous malt-roasted magic. I know, I know,…
They come in their dozens to lay cards and wreaths at the site of the crash. Among them, some simple pansies tied to a fence with a card bearing the single inscription 'why?' Next to that, another card with what appears to be the explanation 'Because he walked into the path of a lorry'.
HT Exclusive: We have the Putin and Assad transcript! A most intriguing phone call between the two most-beloved dictators in the world.
CHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles) - Last year, Miley Cyrus sparked outrage with her Bangerz tour when she groped backup dancers and encouraged the audience to smoke marijuana. But on Thursday night, the former Disney star upped her on-stage antics, kicking off her Dead Petz club gigs in Chicago with a big bang. In one number, Cyrus…
Publicly embarrassed by a toxic spill caused by its own negligent actions, the EPA took to the offensive today, seeing no other way to save face. They have provided America with a list of demands and have threatened that more rivers are going to “get the Animas treatment” unless

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