Does 'Leave' Campaign Have Contingency Plans to Launch Military Coup in Event of 'Remain' Victory in EU Referendum? Sensational Claims that Farage and Other Brexit Leaders Plotting to Seize Power!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) - Four years after it officially declared the taking of selfies a mental disorder, the American Psychiatric Asssociation (APA) now admits it used the wrong terminology to describe the disease. It named the disorder, ‘selfitis.’ Since then, the world has acknowledged and experienced the existence of sefitis. Scientific studies,…

The sudden interest in family lineage has little to do with history and everything to do with fans who are desperate to hop on the Wales bandwagon after they beat Belgium 3-1 to secure a place in the Euro 2016 semi-finals. A feat not accomplished by England since Euro 1996, twenty years ago.

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A group of Democratic lawmakers paid a surprise un-authorized visit to a immigrant detention facility in New Jersey on Father’s Day to speak with asylum-seekers who have been separated from their families under a new Trump administration policy.

Pressing the most aggressive campaign against federal regulation in a generation, President Trump is working swiftly to eliminate rules that restrict everything from risky business practices on Wall Street to incest and environmental pollution.

The Trump Administration announced today that it will offer a $5,000 rebate to anyone who purchases a 1983 Chrysler LeBaron through the year 2020.

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A life of soccer and successful contracts with the most winning teams should have made Belville Slaughter a stud muffin with the girls…But things are very different today in merry old England. Belville has decided to leave soccer and enroll in the new ‘George Michael’s School of Advanced Faggotry Studies’ in order to complete his new blockbuster book…‘My Gayest British Football Days.’

The Trump Administration gave endangered status to five species of White American Wage Earners today, replacing the Northern Gray Otter on The Endangered Species List. In a tandem move, the administration also eliminated every other animal and plant from the list.

At his latest Florida rally, Trump called for all ‘honest, hard working Americans’ to rise up against any display of intelligence, saying that it was an ‘un-American way of thinking’.

Loyal customers of Popeye’s Louisiana Kitchen are eager to find out how the fast-food chain’s new owners will completely ruin one of their favorite eateries.

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Divorces are never pretty, but this one got pretty ugly… literally. A Chinese man divorced and then sued his ex-wife for giving birth to what he called an extremely ugly baby girl.

Initially, Jian Feng, age 39, accused his wife Jian of infidelity, so sure that he could never father an unattractive child.

Doctors say Patrick had enough cigarette smoke in his system to kill a baby elephant. Despite working tirelessly throughout the night, they failed to save the lifelong smoker who had begun to feel slightly nauseous after his 25th cigarette on one of his many smoke breaks earlier that day.

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A white American couple gave birth to black baby boy in August at the Army hospital located in the sprawling Fort Bragg complex. The very surprised woman later claimed to her OB-GYN that she had become pregnant while watching a 3-D porno movie in a public theater!

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So, is Hillary really a lesbian?
With Hillary out of the White House in 2000, and all attention focused on George Bush, the question of Hillary’s sexuality temporarily vanished. When Hillary started making moves towards the White House in 2007, though, people again began to speculate. This time, those wondering if Hillary had been living a lie (in addition to constantly telling lies) focused on one person: Huma Abedin.

CHARLOTTE — Carolina Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is unpopular with a certain segment of fans and the media, and the …

Addressing on Thursday the latest wave of sexual abuse scandals to have rocked the Catholic Church, Pope Francis vowed to keep the molestation of children by members of the clergy to a minimum going forward.

With both countries suffering from a lack of true political leadership, British and American police joined forces to find ‘missing’ competent politicians. However, after an extensive six month search, police on both sides of the Atlantic have given up the search.

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Alone and penniless for the first time, Fatima Bin Laden was forced to leave Pakistan last year and find work in her home country of Saudi Arabia after US Navy SEALS put an end to her husband Osama’s career as a world renown terrorist several years ago.

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The small panhandle town that sparked a gold rush after nuggets were found strewn all over farmer Van Peebles farm, has apparently disappeared!
Any reference to the town, Van Peebles, gold, and aliens, have disappeared from Wikipedia, and attempts to pinpoint the town and Parker’s Creek on Google Map are fruitless.

The head of the Environmental Protection Agency said he does not believe humans are responsible for emissions that contribute to climate change.