To correct that übersehen we celebrate National Ask Nietzsche Day. Instead of asking yourself what Jesus would do, say, when his girlfriend starts yelling out for god during sex, we suggest you ask Nietzsche instead. He is, after all, a savvy advice columnist.

Boris, whose football experience amounts to running into children and cropping a German in a charity game, is the only man left who wanted the job.

North Korea, (satireworld.com)

Life of the Party, and Chairman for Life, Kim Jong -Un announced to the world that the DPNK will set off a 100 megaton nuclear warhead on the surface of the moon sometime this year. The nuclear device will be delivered using a Long Dong military ICBM and will target the mostly uninhabited Mons Delphi region of the moon.

Explaining that Jesus is too valuable a property to enter the heart of "every loser with his putz in a wringer," the Lord God Almighty warned that Jesus would be entering fewer hearts this year; and he would not be doing back-to-backs, i.e., entering two hearts in consecutive minutes.

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau) - When NBC announced that it was coming out with a new television sitcom about an American widower who takes a Filipina mail-order bride to help raise his kids, there were protests not only from the Filipino community but many women's groups.  Many had accused NBC…

Members of LSU’s predominantly white fraternities and sororities insist newly proposed regulations for pregame parties infringe on their rights as privileged white Americans.

"Screw the pooch" is a gateway expression that leads to other, more disgusting, expressions like "doggy style," "shoot the puppy," or "dead dog bounce."

Tripoli, Libya – (SatireWorld.com)

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi died after being stabbed with a bayonet in the anus and not in a firefight as originally claimed by Libyan authorities, according to a report on the Libyan dictator’s last hours.

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - This morning, former 2016 Republican presidential candidate U.S. Senator Lindsey Graham of South Carolina accepted the Republican presidential nomination. An inebriated Graham gave his acceptance speech at what he claimed was the Corinth Tavern in Seneca, South Carolina.

National Poisoned Cha-Cha Day, when the war between the sexes took a turn for the grim after a woman in Sao de Jose Rio Preto, Brazil, had tried to kill her husband by putting a poisonous substance in her vagina and then asking him if he fancied a box lunch.
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If Sheriff Jeff Wiley gets his way, citizens of Ascension Parish need not worry about Syrian refugees lowering trailer park property values or interfering with the parish’s prolific methamphetamine production.

Does Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn possess divine powers? Supporters tell of Corbyn's seemingly miraculous ability to defeat government without winning Commons votes. Socialist Messiah or useless crackpot?

David Cameron warned today that KitKats could be a thing of the past if the country votes to leave Europe.

Troubled wide receiver Antonio Brown was carted off to a mental hospital today, earning a polite round of applause from many across the country.

Former “Cheers” actress Kirstie Alley was believed to be in hiding somewhere in California Tuesday night after the Islamic State issued a fatwa calling for her to be beheaded as an apostate.

The couple, Anna Faris, who is apparently an actress of some kind, and Chris Pratt, likely a country western singer guessing from his name, were married for some period of time after probably having met on the set of some shitty TV show or the after party of some shitty music awards event.

Former president Bill Clinton has weighed in on revelations that Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has exhibited appalling behavior toward women.

After an image was released to the public of Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Charles, Prince William and Price George, the British public reacted warmly to the cheeky grin on the young Prince George’s face. It’s a public reaction that has not sat well with his grandfather, Charles.

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The clown jumped Corbyn from behind, pushed him down and hit him several times with a baseball bat before running off laughing.