Was company behind UK body parts scandal planning to set up online 'body shopping' site? Extraordinary claims that target 'body shoppers' would have included mad scientists, necrophiliacs and shady clinics catering to the ultra rich.
Are feminist extremists out to demonise all single men as potential rapists? Tory politician makes extraordinary claim that men being forced to go gay or transgender in order to avoid anti-male persecution. Alleges that militant feminists plotting to have men treated like terror suspects.
Washington, DC - (satireworld.com)
The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 7th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter
The Democratic National Committee has requested national TV air time in order to caution fellow Democrats about how to avoid long lines at the polls and to advise them to cast their vote on Wednesday, November 7th when lines at the polls will be considerably shorter
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles,Manila Bureau) - Many Filipinos are fans of ‘Star Trek,’ especially of George Takei who originated the role of Mr. Sulu in this Science Fantasy series. Thousands upon thousands have prized collections of ‘Star Trek’ DVDs (and Betamax tapes). But these collections will soon go up in flames, thanks to a…
Bonn, Germany – (SatireWorld.com)
Adolf Hitler’s only granddaughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun-Hitler, announced the August birth of twin sons who were delivered in a secret underground bunker beneath Bonn General Hospital. Reportedly the twins were conceived at the Josef Mengele Fertility Clinic in Paz, Bolivia. Both mother and twins are reportedly doing fine.
A huge torch light first birthday rally is planned in Munich next August where the twin boys will be attending a military boarding school.
Adolf Hitler’s only granddaughter, Ava Gesundheit Braun-Hitler, announced the August birth of twin sons who were delivered in a secret underground bunker beneath Bonn General Hospital. Reportedly the twins were conceived at the Josef Mengele Fertility Clinic in Paz, Bolivia. Both mother and twins are reportedly doing fine.
A huge torch light first birthday rally is planned in Munich next August where the twin boys will be attending a military boarding school.
CUPERTINO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Jose Bureau) - It only took the first sixty minutes before Apple’s newest iPhone sold out. A company spokesperson told The Adobo Chronicles that most of the sold units were ordered online, thanks to an aggressive email advertising campaign launched by Apple’s Marketing gurus. But alas, it seems that many…
Chicago, IL – (SatireWorld.com)
Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, today's children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.
Ronald McDonald is falling on hard times after a 47 year run as the official spokesman and mascot for the fast food giant McDonalds. Citing unresponsive interest in youngsters now preoccupied with apps, gaming, and computers, today's children find the yellow-jumpered mascot, well, just plain boring.
NEW YORK CITY – (satireworld.com)
Moore and Kelly did meet up in Miami later in the week. She later remarked about how disgusted she was as Moore ate his way through South Beach’s finest restaurants and then spent hours in their suite’s bathroom making rather odd body noises.
Moore and Kelly did meet up in Miami later in the week. She later remarked about how disgusted she was as Moore ate his way through South Beach’s finest restaurants and then spent hours in their suite’s bathroom making rather odd body noises.
WINSTON-SALEM, North Carolina Sat Nov 16, 2013 2:32pm EST
(Reuters) – A North Carolina social worker has been charged after her 11-year-old foster child was found chained to the porch of her home with a dead chicken hanging around his neck, a sheriff’s official said on Saturday.
(Reuters) – A North Carolina social worker has been charged after her 11-year-old foster child was found chained to the porch of her home with a dead chicken hanging around his neck, a sheriff’s official said on Saturday.
Doctors always say things like "watch that cholesterol." They are unwarrantedly suspicious and overtly vigilante over an entire group. It's profiling!
Brap brap! More funny cartoons from Up Chuck! Be sure to share ’em… It really helps our Google juice! — Wallace BUSINESS AS USUAL! The Donald finds himself with a tricky task… GOING TO WORK! Oh dear… What’s going on?!
Transport Secretary Chris Grayling stated openly in an interview with the BBC this afternoon: 'I really am so piss-poor at everything I do, so I really can’t understand why I haven’t been sacked from the cabinet. Heaven knows I’ve tried hard enough, but I’m still here. Why?'
Lancaster, PA—Many are questioning the president’s use of the military to distribute alternative facts to several key districts in swing states ahead of the November midterm elections. The White House’s effort is a clear attempt to downplay the countless Trumpian missteps in favor of stressing the short-term and shortsighted economic benefits of gutting all of our environmental regulations…
by Jim Hightower.Latest right-wing atrocity would snuff out your Constitutional right to free speech and assembly by putting an exorbitant fee on public protests. Ideally, elections are about ideas. In our dark times of money-soaked, bitterly negative ... Read moreA Bawdyhouse of Bad Right-Wing Ideas, Including Big Fees on Public ProtestsSubscribe to our monthly Humor Times magazine here, available worldwide, in print or digital format. Pick up a copy at Barnes & Noble and other stores all over the U.S.
In a bid to secure thousands of low-paying jobs that no American wants, a caravan of workers from Central America stormed the US border with a goal of replacing roofs, harvesting farm produce, cleaning up hotel rooms, and generally taking care of the US population against their will.
Albany, New York - Governor's Mansion
"Hey New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo….Please repeat that America “was never that great.”
"Hey New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo….Please repeat that America “was never that great.”
Just weeks separated from the pummeling he received at the hands of Khabib Nurmagomedov October 6th, McGregor's announcement marks the former champion's return to fighting inanimate objects after he beat up a bus in April.
SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) - Twitter account holders will soon have to say goodbye to their ‘retweets’ following a new bold move by the San Francisco-based social networking giant. First, Twitter suspended a network of suspected Twitter bots on Thursday that pushed pro-Saudi Arabia talking points about the disappearance of journalist…
Palm Springs, CA- (satireworld.com)
A conference in Palm Springs, California for Fraternity Presidents of all different Greek groups representing all NCAA Universities was held last week to “plan Spring Break.” In addition to the obligatory toga parties, wet t-shirt contests, keggers, and other politically correct activities, the college and university students also voted on the women that they found “least MILFish” (in other words, the mature women that they would least like to have sexual intercourse with).
A conference in Palm Springs, California for Fraternity Presidents of all different Greek groups representing all NCAA Universities was held last week to “plan Spring Break.” In addition to the obligatory toga parties, wet t-shirt contests, keggers, and other politically correct activities, the college and university students also voted on the women that they found “least MILFish” (in other words, the mature women that they would least like to have sexual intercourse with).
Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren of Massachusetts has refused to withdraw her candidacy for reelection for her Senate Seat after results of her DNA tests were released (and proved that she is between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American).
Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren of Massachusetts has refused to withdraw her candidacy for reelection for her Senate Seat after results of her DNA tests were released (and proved that she is between 1/64th and 1/1024th Native American).
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