Human remains found buried behind President Biden's dog Major's residence on the White House's south lawn have been identified as those of Post Master General Louis DeJoy.
































































 
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A spokesperson for Donald Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign is asking the public to reserve judgment, saying that the candidate has not yet assumed his final, terrifying form.

Surrounded by the intense noises of her family and pets, local mom credits noise-cancelling headphones with saving her life.

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OK, you’ve just spent upwards of one billion dollars to get have a fellow Democrat in the nation’s highest office, but as election day rolls closer the reality of victory dims. Now, that’s some serious money that seems basically wasted. So, what do you do? Well, if you’re Barack Obama, or Harry Reid, or Bill Clinton, or Donna Brasil you simply do what you’ve done in the past and just light up a big fat joint!

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Mohammed Moogoto says he doesn’t miss Pakistan any longer, especially the daily threats of violence and a life filled with occasional chaos. Today, Mohammed gets up every morning and drives his new S-series Mercedes Benz to his custodial job at the Entomology Center at Norwich Pharmaceutical Company in NW London, where he cleans laboratories and keeps the floors highly waxed.

As the Delta variant continues it's rapid spread in Los Angeles, Dr. Leonard Vronsky says stupid people now account for all COVID-19 hospitalizations at county-run hospitals.
































































 
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At a campaign speech in Iowa on Thursday, Donald Trump warned supporters that we are never safe from random attacks of violence by ISIS-affiliated attackers. Without giving a source, the GOP front-runner seemed to have inside information on what the next big threat is to the United States.

Authorities have released the name of a fugitive responsible for a 7-state crime spree this morning, and it's your daughter.

The cosmetic hit its peak in the early-to-mid 2000s when the eye make-up allowed men to choose between looking emo, gay or like a pirate. It has since waned in popularity in the male demographic but is now being worn daily by millions of women.

If you live in Lifetime movie and aren't a fan of drama, you're out of luck! The good news is that you likely enjoy a lifestyle well beyond your means with a teenage daughter who is essentially good, but who has her share of problems. The bad news is that a psychotic maniac is likely to soon burst that bubble of suburban tranquility with a nefarious scheme to steal your life. To help, the following are some rules to live by for you and your friends in dealing with your incredibly melodramatic lives

A $100 permit and microchip implant a must for iguana identification?  Too many iguanas?  Watch out.  Iguanas growing to be 6 feet long?  May live 20 years?  Terrorist iguanas?

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FBI investigators named presidential candidate Hillary Clinton in an ongoing look at election claims that use television ad bites promoting their parties stance on certain issues and uttering supposedly false charges against other candidates. The use of Donald Trump images and the ad’s voice over depicting certain charges of sexual impropriety supposedly committed 20 years ago is the reason for the investigation says an FBI spokesperson close to the source.

The Lidl truck smashed into the back of a Vauxhall Nova that failed to indicate as it changed lanes, causing the wagon to flip over. Frozen goods spilled out of the back of the truck and across the motorway. All lanes had to be closed off to clean the spillage and remove the truck.

Vladimir Putin's wife announced today that she is launching a new campaign to combat bullying throughout Russia.
































































 
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British Secret Service slammed by new report claiming SPECTRE, KGB and other evil secret organisations have better record on employing women, homosexuals and ethnic minorities. Accused of having 'Licence to Discriminate' against minorities.