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Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Obama has decided to again defy the Constitutional limits placed on his executive powers and released an unlawful directive stating that public schools must allow Transgender students to use the bathroom of their choice. Obama clearly overreached by redefining “sex” to include Transgender children in Title IX of the Education Amendments of 1972 as applicable to sex discrimination. Only Congress can change existing laws!

Phoenix, AZ – (satireworld.com)
A CBS news reporter has been arrested and fired from a TV station after he pooped on a criminal suspect’s front lawn while preparing his report. Jonathan Lowe, a journalist for KPHO in Phoenix, Arizona, was picked up by police Monday on charges of public defecation while on the job.

New York City, NY – (SatireWorld.com)

Satire World reports that a personal item of a well known Sports Illustrated model has found its way on the popular auction site eBay and in past days all bidding has gone thru the roof.

Yankee Stadium, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
For many years and a few generations, comedy fans have enjoyed listening to the classic “Who’s on First” routine of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. The comedy pair, known by their last names of Abbott and Costello, performed this routine in movies, on television, on stage, on radio, and in just about every venue and medium possible.

Washington DC- (satireworld.com)
Fedulium is the 119th element in the Periodic Table of Elements. Refined Fedulium Trioxide (FdO3) ore was used in the production of North Korea’s so called Hydrogen bomb. Fedulium Trioxide ore is only found in North Korea as Fedulasaurus poop. Fedulasaurus was a small dinosaur that went extinct 65 million years ago, with its fossilized remains being preserved in its own poop.

El Paso, TX – (SatireWorld.com)
The Frito Bandito, a former thief, cowboy, and pistolero from Mexico, has been granted amnesty by the INS at the urging of the Obama White House. The bandito has been living as an illegal alien in El Paso, Texas since his ad campaign and reign of terror for Fritos Corn Chips ended in 1971.

The White House – (satireworld.com)
Michelle and Barry Obama were said to be shocked after learning that Vladimir Putin has embargoed the export of famed Russian Caviar and Stolichnaya Vodka to the US in retaliation for the regimes sanctions placed on 12 anonymous Russians over the Crimea diplomacy debacle.

London UK – (satireworld.com)
British actress Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter series of films, admitted today that one of her “fake nudes” posted on the internet is actually her. Watson, who is twenty-four years old, is the subject of thousands of photo-shopped nude pictures on the World Wide Web.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)

The Romanian hacker “Guccifer” (extradited to the US) claims he told FBI agents and officials of the US Department of State (DOS) he had “easily” hacked Clinton’s private email server. “Guccifer” claims to have hacked TOP SECRET emails that were sent during Secretary of State Clinton’s (SOS) tour of duty and posted them onto the Internet. The USDOS and Clinton’s presidential campaign officials have dismissed the Hacker’s claims that her server was hacked, as completely “unfathomable.”

The Streets of Bordello Falls…..Part 4

—7 Aces Don’t Make No Sense—

Buck and Diablo dried themselves off from their bath and quickly dressed. “We better look like real wimmins or those towns folk are gonna know it right quick. Don’t want any funny questions coming up neither."

Buck pulled a package from inside a cotton bag, ” I found these mixed in with that leather pouch coz-metics or sumthin it said on the package.”

Buck held up a tube of red lipstick with a French name on it and a box of powder and rouge. “We best put this here shit on ‘fore we’s go outside and down to that

The Streets Of Bordello Falls….Part 3
Roll Out The Barrels

The creak and groan sound of the heavily laden wagon carried far down the rutted and worn road, but it was the trail of red dust that the town’s people noticed from a distance as they silently walked out onto the town’s wooden boardwalk. Hands shielded eyes as they strained to catch the first glimpse of a rare wagon making its way up to the Bordello Falls town.

ONCE UPON A WAGON…

Pete and Re-Pete spotted it first as the wind blew ripples of sand around their hooves. In the distance, amid the distortion of rising heat and low trailing plumes of red dust, a wagon could be seen drawn by two tired mules.

Athens, GA – (SatireWorld.com)
Police in Georgia believe that despite multiple searches after a traffic violation, a suspect managed to sneak a gun into a prison last Monday by concealing the weapon in his rectum.

The Streets of Bordello Falls..............

Dried mud crackled under worn and heavy boots as two dusty figures worked their way down the arroyo. Wisps of dry clouds high above gave little shade as the Arizona sun burned their backs and parched their throats as dry as a rattlesnake’s tail.

Austin, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
Texas penal authorities have instituted a new policy when it comes to serving those facing the death penalty. The usual ‘last meal’ won’t be like it has been for thousands of other prisoners who awaited their final moments by chowing down on virtually anything they wanted as a last meal before facing the state’s executioner. Inmate Lawrence Brewer was put to death last night for the hideous crime of dragging a man to death, but not before becoming the last man for a last meal.

Buckingham Castle (UK) – (SatireWorld.com)

Royal watchers were astounded after a royal edict came down from her Royal Highness that forbids her son Prince Charles from attending any parade or inspection functions at any military bases across Britain for the next several months. This is in response to public furor aver a recent tabloid article published on Wednesday.

Boston, MA – (satireworld.com)

A virus that infects human brains and makes us more stupid has been discovered, according to scientists in Boston.

Burlington VT- (satireworld.com)
The grand opening of “Bernie Sanders Travel Boutique” was held last weekend at this city located on beautiful Lake Champlain. Large crowds were not expected, nor did they show up as this business location is a boiler room operation that caters to: rich Hollywood stars living in Malibu CA; Democratic millionaires; former Hillary Clinton staffers, Democratic Party officials and liberal Democratic politicians; and ex-MSNBC TV news personnel. These people are all dissatisfied with the possibility that Republican presumptive nominee Donald Trump will win the presi

Wall Street, NY - (satireworld.com)

The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company of Davenport, IA filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent on branding and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

The Boston Herald - (SatireWorld.com)
On their first day in the Hub, a group of Cherokees hoping to confront Elizabeth Warren over her Native American heritage claims blasted the Democrat for trying to dismiss the ancestry controversy as a non-issue in the Bay State.