Austin, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)
Texas penal authorities have instituted a new policy when it comes to serving those facing the death penalty. The usual ‘last meal’ won’t be like it has been for thousands of other prisoners who awaited their final moments by chowing down on virtually anything they wanted as a last meal before facing the state’s executioner. Inmate Lawrence Brewer was put to death last night for the hideous crime of dragging a man to death, but not before becoming the last man for a last meal.