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Boaz, AL – (SatireWorld.com)
It started out as a simple hunting trip to the Twin Falls hunting preserve in rural Alabama when Anthony ‘Rocco’ Pietro felt different than when he first arrived at the camp area. That’s what lawyers are saying in a recent lawsuit filed against A&E cable channel where they claim A&E’s new reality TV show ‘Homo Hunting’ made their client into a homosexual because of A&E operating a fully gay hunting camp.

Rome Italy – (satireworld.com)

Dr. Icy Zambini a Professor of Ancient Roman Anthropology at the Italian and Roman School (IRS) has published a new monograph entitled “The Fall of the Western Roman Empire.”

Hollywood, CA – (SatireWorld.com)

Plans are afoot, according to SW insiders, to breathe new life into the Hillary Clinton mini-series prior to the 2016 Presidential Election, despite the venture being scuttled at least two times before due to embarrassing weight issues and brain damage involving the former first lady and Secretary of State.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)
First, it was the Sony Studios hacking and subsequent furor over North Korean’s part in damages to an American business enterprise. Second, it was the mysterious denial of service blackout that stalled all 12 of North Korea’s Commodore 1 desk tops last week. This week the North has vowed to retaliate against Washington.

The Kremlin – (satireworld.com)
The war of words between east and west escalated today with the unexpected release of Vladimir Putin’s exclusive intimate family photos that have rocked the White House.

Calcutta, India - (satireworld.com)
Polo, India’s only 500 pound female silverback gorilla, is looking for some love. Despite an eight-year search for a mate, Polo remains a very lonely bachelorette. Finally, her Calcutta zoo keepers made one final worldwide plea to find her a suitable sexual mate before her depression worsens.

Cincinnati, OH –
While millions of Americans paid their respects to the countless numbers of fallen heroes who gave all to protect our country and way of life, people devastated by the death of Harambe the Gorilla gathered at the Cincinnati Zoo to mourn after zoo authorities killed the animal when a child fell into the enclosure.

Dear Throckmorton P. Turdblossom,
Me and my buddy Ralph heard that they were going to have discount boob jobs at Walmart. We want to sign Ralphs sister up for the service because she is the carpenter’s dream (flat as a board) and a treasure hunter’s dream (a sunken chest) all rolled into one. Patricia is a nice girl and all, but she’s so boobless that she could wear her bra backwards and no one would notice.

The White House - (satireworld.com)
Some are saying it was a revenge motivated ‘accident.’ Others are saying it was a practical joke. Insiders at the White House are saying the breech of security has Valerie Jarrett steaming mad over her personal photo release, and in particular, several photos that were secretly taken by the CIA in 2009.

Hollywood, CA – (satireworld.com)
Hoping to cash in on the successful match-up of actor Johnny Depp and the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Walt Disney Pictures announced the start of filming for the controversial movie biography of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle with Depp starring as the beleaguered spokesperson now serving 18 years in prison for child molestation.

Miami, FL – (satireworld.com)

Satireworld sources reveal the American who killed himself in a suicide attack in Syria was from South Florida. He lived in Cutler Ridge and went to Miami High School until he quit school in 2010. He was 20 years.

Shima Japan – (satireworld.com)
The story carried in USA liberal media (TV and newspapers) about Democratic President Obama making snide remarks (during a US election year) about “foreign leader’s being rattled by presumptive Republican Presidential Nominee Donald Trump” was false. The problem was due to a bug in an artificial intelligence translation computer, translating Obama’s words directly into Japanese and then back into English for US consumption. Here is the actual translation.

Wall Street – (SatireWorld.com)
The Hiroshima Charcoal Briquette Company filed Chapter 11 papers early today in order to seek protection from creditors. Analysts cited a massive failure of the company’s two year old advertising plan in which five million dollars were spent and not a single bag of the charcoal briquettes were sold.

Hollywood, CA - (satireworld.com)
Amber Heard has filed for divorce from Johnny Depp after just 15 months of marriage amid claims his family hated her. The actress, 30, submitted court documents on Monday citing irreconcilable differences and seeking spousal support, triggering a battle over the star’s $400 million fortune.

Orlando, Florida – (SatireWorld.com)
As the jury entered their controversial verdict over the first degree murder charge against Tot Mom, Casey Marie Anthony stood accused of duct taping her two-year-old daughter Caylee’s mouth and nose closed after administrating a lethal dose of chloroform, new revelations have surfaced in the way of the defendant’s confession to reporters who were granted a special interview today.

Washington, DC – (satireworld.com)

Kathleen Willey, one of the women who famously accused Bill Clinton of sexual assault, used a radio interview on Sunday to call on other female victims of Bill Clinton to contact her and consider going public.

Dallas, Texas – (SatireWorld.com)

Rockers Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby have a few kind words for their fans…’We love you guys!’ Ever since the rock band ‘The Lee Harvey Oswald Band’ was formed success seems to have followed them wherever they play. First formed in 1963, the band has endured trials and travesties until it signed a record deal with MCA in 1968. The rest is recording history as the popular bar band has sold almost 700 Billion albums across the world.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
One hundred sixty year old Uncle Sam was watching television in his Georgetown town house, when the news broke that 124 children (school students) had been killed by Pakistani Taliban in a revenge attack. The old gentleman fell asleep with tears in his eyes and an aching heart.

Copenhagen – (satireworld.com)
Esteemed scientist and 2008 Nobel Science Award recipient, Dr. Newton J. Blather, issued a startling warning to people everywhere about a disturbing event he has recorded over the past year…Women and their vaginas everywhere are cooling down due to global warming.

Madison Avenue, NYC – (SatireWorld.com)
The success of Wendy’s recent revival of their old “Where’s The Beef?” ad campaign has prompted several other restaurant chains and other business to revive old advertising campaigns and marketing plans. People watching network television over the next few months might believe that they are actually watching a retrospective of old television commercials.