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he United Nations – (satireworld.com)
The world’s murder statistics are very scary and the highest percentages are in countries most Americans visit regularly. The latest information from the World Health Organization give the murder statistics for the entire world for the past year.

New York – (Satireworld.com)

A bomb has gone off in the DNC schmatta closet this weekend as presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton stepped out in her latest frock horror, a natty Oscar de la Rent Boy two-piece from the designer’s Summer 2016 Shortarse Collection.

Washington DC – (SatireWorld.com)
The Obama administration via ObamaCare will now be providing ObamaToys to adult Americans. The president caved to a “very, very, very small” lobbying group involved with both heterosexuals and homosexuals having an identity crisis of political expression.

New York – (Satireworld.com)
“The seven pounder was born with a VOTE TRUMP!** birthmark on his temple,” an obstetrician at New York’s Seedy Sign-Eye Hospital tweeted today as a pics of Chelsea Clinton’s latest farrowing went viral on the net.

Washington DC – (satireworld.com)
President Obama is taking one more “shot” at limiting American’s 2nd Amendment rights with another federal government rush to force so-called “smart gun” technology on the firearms industry. The president wants to begin with law enforcement officers as guinea pigs.

Edmonton, Alberta Canada – (satireworld.com)
Seventies soft rock legend Meat Loaf is in hospital after collapsing on stage during a concert in Edmonton, Canada last night. The singer dramatically fell to the floor during a rendition of his signature hit, ‘I Would Do Anything For Love’, in what many fans in the 2,000 strong crowd initially thought was part of a stage act.

Oliver Friedfeld, a senior at Georgetown University (GU) and his roommate were recently mugged at gun point…but Friedfeld says he deserved it because of his “white privilege.”

Transylvania USA – (satireworld.con)
President Obama’s favorite 57th State, Transylvania, held its Demonic Presidential Primary State Convention and Caucus (DPPSCC) last week, on the same day as the California Demonic Primary Election. (Transylvania is located between Ohio and Pennsylvania.) The Transylvania DPPSCC was overshadowed in media coverage by the California Demonic Primary, pitting former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (D-NY) against Socialist Senator Bernie Sanders (D-VT).

South Dakota – (satireworld.com)
Recently, a terrorist attack on an Orlando Florida gay bar has been billed in the media as the worst firearm massacre in American history. That isn’t quite true once you check on historical facts.

December 29, 2015 marked the 125th Anniversary of the murder of 297 innocent Sioux Indians at Wounded Knee Creek on the Pine Ridge Indian Reservation in South Dakota.

Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
After hearing testimony, the judge had enough and sentenced singer Justin Beiber to the electric chair for his latest crime of drag racing on Miami streets while intoxicated. The judge also ordered his expensive Italian sports car be impounded and crushed. Sentence is to be carried out immediately the next morning.
Beiber knew immediately that something was wrong when he woke up and found the prison chaplain by his bedside. After confronting him with tears in his eyes, Chaplain Piebottom explained that he wasn’t leaving jail after all, and in fact, was being mo

New Delhi, India - (satireworld.com)

Engineering students in New Delhi have developed a bra that shocks and burns potential attackers. It also has GPS
Nearly two years ago, the gruesome gang rape and murder of a young woman on a bus in New Delhi left many Indians shocked and saddened. Tens of thousands took to the streets of the capital, urging the government to act.

Quogue, NY – (Satireworld.com)
Nicknamed locally the Whitewater Killer after Bill ‘n’ Hill’s disastrous real estate investment punt a Great White Loan Shark was sighted this morning menacing Long Island’s balmy waters near the Vince Foster Lane private beach where the former Fist Couple is vacationing come August.

Seedy Falls, CO – (SatireWorld.com)
Pam Anderson, noted for being an environmentalist and PETA animal rights activist, as well as a past Baywatch bimbo, recently purchased several hundred acres of pristine land, near Glenwood Springs, Colorado. Anderson hopes to use the tract as a wildlife refuge for abandoned bears, pigs, and cats and as a private retreat for the filming of another sleazy sex tape before her Botox wears off and her plastic hardens.

New York City, NY – (satireworld.com)
Some random thoughts on Chelsea Clinton (The former First Daughter whom we could have to put up with as First Daughter again!).
The news media is reporting that Chelsea Clinton, former First Daughter (child of former President Bill Clinton and candidate Hillary Clinton) is pregnant. I wonder when the doctors will do the sonogram and tell us how many puppies are in the litter?

New York – (Satireworld.com): The wannabe Madam President’s charitable organ has been blasted for accepting $$$s from foreign sperm donors with terrible human frights records – including ‘Philosophy of the World’ albums by The Shaggs (1969).

Hollyweird, CA – (satireworld.com)
Fitness guru and Rocking to the Oldies dance master, Richard Simmons, has been out of the public eye for over 900 days, (actually Gay Dave in accounting has been counting), and a recent emergency room visit added to the mysterious absence of a once bright-light media manipulator. So, what’s up with Richard?

London, England-(SatireWorld.com)
Yes! Khaki is back! The popular Mohammed’s Jihadist Fashion House has released a full line of Jihadist’s men’s fashion and accessories which were shown at the annual Osama Bin Laden Jihadist Fashion Show in downtown London this past weekend. Coverage of the event was promoted by the British Labour Party as part of the ‘understanding our guests’ program.

Beijing, China – (SatireWorld.com)
The Lucky Dog Peanut Butter Corporation has been ordered by the US Food and Drug Administration to recall up to 2 million pounds of contaminated peanut butter, peanut butter by-products, and other snack foods shipped from their Chinese plants from 1999 through 2011 into the United States.

Walt Disney World,Fl – (SatireWorld.com)
It what was intended as a short break to justify his fund raising trips to New York and Detroit for high rollers in the Hollywood Industry, President Obama got more than he bargained for after being called out by a pair of conjoined twins working for minimum wage at the world famous theme park.

Palo Alto,CA - (satireworld.com)

The Internet is no stranger to NASA conspiracy theories. Most of them are so out of left field, they’re impossible to ignore. The latest is no exception, except if you believe in unicorns and pixie dust from Mars.