Miami, FL – (SatireWorld.com)
After hearing testimony, the judge had enough and sentenced singer Justin Beiber to the electric chair for his latest crime of drag racing on Miami streets while intoxicated. The judge also ordered his expensive Italian sports car be impounded and crushed. Sentence is to be carried out immediately the next morning.
Beiber knew immediately that something was wrong when he woke up and found the prison chaplain by his bedside. After confronting him with tears in his eyes, Chaplain Piebottom explained that he wasn’t leaving jail after all, and in fact, was being moved to Dade County’s death row.